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Who’s Dumber: Porn Girls or a Box of Rocks? Jayden Lee Didn’t Know Romney’s Running Mate But Torrey Pines is the Winning Dope

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Porn performers Jayden Lee, Rikki Six and Torrey Pines [pictured] were on the Howard Stern show Wednesday morning.

from www.marksfriggin.com – Howard said Rikki’s top has opened and she had a nip slip. She said that happens a lot. She said it happens in Starbucks all the time because she has to reach up to get her coffee.

Howard asked Rikki what kind of movies she does. She said she does everything but anal and interracial. She told Howard that she likes to keep it real and not do anything that she doesn’t do in her private life. Howard said that she does porn 3-4 days a week. She said she did it 6 days last week. Howard asked if she has to rest her vagine. She said she does. She said she’s glad she’s there resting it this week. Howard asked if she likes the hard core stuff.

Rikki told Howard that she got involved with porn through Facebook. She said that they contacted her… Howard said if he was Zuckerberg he’d contact her too. Rikki said that it was actually a modeling company that saw her on there.

She said that she had just graduated high school and she said no. She said that she went to school for Dental Assisting. Howard said that he can’t imagine her as a dental assistant. She told Howard that she was working in a child’s orthodontist’s office.

She said she went to nursing school and that was taking forever. She said that those people messaged her gain and she said yes. She said she was with them for 2 weeks and she did a boy-girl scene. Howard said it’s weird that she went from nursing to porn.

She said she always did want to do something like that. Rikki said she was a cheerleader. She said she dated most of the football team. Howard asked if she orgasms in the movies. She said that she does. She has a spot that you can hit on her clit that makes her cum. Howard said that he could hit that. He said he could barely hit it but he could hit it.

Howard asked Rikki if she’s ever been fisted. Rikki said she has not been fisted. She said she has taken some big dicks that are probably the size of a fist. Howard asked her if she would do anal for a kid who is dying of cancer. She said if that was his last wish then she would. Howard said she’s a sweet woman.

Howard moved on to Jayden Lee. He said that they’re actually there to play the game ”Dumber Than a Box of Rocks” today. Howard had Fred play the theme song they had for the game.

Howard asked Jayden if she’s worked with Rikki or Torrey. She said she has not. She said she would love to work with them though. Howard said that whoever wins the game today will win $5,000. Rikki said that she would love to work with her too. She said she rarely does girl/girl but she would like to try it.

Howard had them kiss to see how it goes. They kissed and Howard said he thinks they have chemistry. Howard said that was instant. Robin said it does seem to be working. Howard said he has pictures of all three of them on HowardStern.com

Howard asked Jayden how long she’s been in porn. She said she’s been in it about a year. Howard named some of her movies and she was in one called Gape Gang. She said that’s when you have your ass gaping open and you see what can fit in there. Robin asked what she’s gotten in there.

Jayden said that she has had a fist in there. Jayden said the feeling is more about what she can fit in there. She said she gets excited that she gets things in there. Howard asked why men enjoy seeing her gaping asshole. She said that it must be a fetish thing. She said she doesn’t get it but she does it anyway. Robin asked how she learned to gape her ass. She said she just did it over time. Howard asked if her ass is big. She said she can barely fit a finger in her ass. She said that it stretches out to get really big though.

Howard said Jayden doesn’t do interracial porn. She said that she doesn’t do that or double penetration. She said that she does do white guys though. She said she’s saving some of that stuff for later in her career.

Howard asked Jayden how she got into porn. She said that she got into it through ModelMayhem.com. Howard asked if she has ever had doody come out. She said that did happen with a dildo once. She said that it wasn’t chunky. She said it was just butt jelly. Howard asked if she was embarrassed by that. Jayden said there was no odor. She said that it wasn’t bad. Jayden said that shit happens so it’s no big deal.

Howard asked Jayden if she watches her own movies. She said she doesn’t watch them all. Howard asked Rikki if she watches herself. She said she watches the trailers. She said she will watch the beginning but not the complete movie.

Howard asked why condoms ruin porn. Jayden said you don’t want to see someone get fucked on camera with a condom. She said she hates the taste and they make her dry. Rikki said she hates condoms because her pussy is like suction and the condom comes off and stays in there. She said that she’s very tight.

Howard asked Jayden how far she got in school. She did one year in Community College. Howard said that Jayden is Asian so he might have to go with her.

Howard said he heard that Jayden cut her ass shaving last week. Jayden said she was getting ready for an anal scene. She said she doesn’t use a mirror so she was just shaving and the taint or ”gooch” as she calls it. She said that she was bending over feeling it and shaving. She said she was rushing and then she cut herself. She said that she did the scene but she was nervous about doing it. She said that it didn’t really bleed so it was more of a mental thing. Howard said his gooch has lots of hair. He said that he gets toilet paper stuck back there too.

Howard asked Jayden if she talks to her parents. She said she does but they aren’t too happy with some of the decisions she’s made. She said that they do want to be part of her life so they deal with it.

She said in the long run she’s going to make her own decisions. She said she is going to do what makes her happy. Howard played some audio of Jayden from her movie ”Big Tits In Sports.” She didn’t want to hear it but Howard played it anyway. Howard asked why she can’t listen to it. She said she doesn’t like the way she sounds. She said her voice is very deep and distinct. She said that she doesn’t like the sound of her voice.

Howard moved on to Torrey Pines who has been in porn for 4 years. Howard asked if it’s been good. She said it’s fun. Howard said she doesn’t look like she’s having fun today. He asked what’s wrong. Howard asked if the girls knew what happened in the election last night. Rikki said that Obama won and he went over the number of electoral votes he needed to win.

Howard asked Torrey if she was okay. She said she was sleepy but that’s it. Will came in and said that he pre-interviewed her yesterday and she was all bubbly. Will asked if she’s okay. Torrey said ”Yeah.”

Howard asked Torrey when she decided to get into porn. She said she was like 12. She said she knew about porn at 8. She said that she found a tape in the garbage and played it. She said it was porn and she thought it was pretty cool. Howard asked Torrey why she doesn’t do anal. She said she’s afraid of getting torn in half on set. Howard said she’s single right now and asked if it’s hard to be in a relationship in porn. Torrey said it’s not really.

Howard said Torrey looks very sad today. Howard asked if she broke up with a guy last night. Torrey said no to that and no to someone dying. Howard said Torrey is Jewish and she might be the only Jewish porn star. She said she’s not the only one. Howard asked who else is Jewish. Torrey said she doesn’t know.

”Dumber Than A Box Of Rocks” Game:

Howard said that it’s time to play the game. He said that if you get the question right you get a point. If you get it wrong you have to say ”I’m dumber than a box of rocks.” Torrey said she has a lot of people listening today. She said she has family and friends listening.

She said she doesn’t want to have to say that. Howard said the girl who loses with the least amount of points will be executed. Jayden asked what that means. Howard said it means you’ll be killed. She said she wanted to be tied up. Howard said he thinks that’s the hottest thing you can do to a girl. Howard said he tied up a girl once and left her there for like 30 minutes. He said he just went and watched TV. Howard said he thought that would build anticipation but it didn’t work because the thing that she was anticipating was him.

Howard asked the girls if they get how the game is played. They said they were ready to go. Howard said that he wants them to be comfortable so they can take their clothes off if they want. Rikki and Jayden took some clothes off. Torrey stayed in her chair and didn’t move.

Howard said that Steven Singer Jewelers is the sponsor of this contest. He said that you can visit IHateStevenSinger.com to find out more.

Howard asked the girls if they were comfortable. Jayden said she wasn’t. She wasn’t sure what it was. Howard said the questions aren’t very hard. He said that you can’t help out the other girls.

Howard said that they have Torrey Pines, Jayden Lee and Rikki Six in the studio to play the game. Howard said a couple of the girls will be at the Exxxotica Expo in Edison, New Jersey this weekend. Rikki said she’ll have some autographed pictures for the fans. She said that they can take pictures with her. Howard asked Torrey where she’ll be this weekend. She said she’ll be at home. Howard asked if her parents speak to her. She said they don’t. Howard asked if that makes her sad. She said it’s great.

Howard asked Torrey who Mitt Romney made his running mate. Torrey knew it was Paul Ryan. Howard asked if Jayden knew that. Jayden asked if she could have a lifeline call. She said she doesn’t watch TV or anything. Howard asked Rikki if she knew. Rikki said she didn’t know it either.

Howard asked Jayden to spell feces. Jayden asked how long she had. She said that it started with F. Howard asked if she knows what Feces is. She said she does. Howard had her do it quickly. She said ”FESIES.” She was wrong so Howard had her say ”I’m dumber than a box of rocks.”

Howard went to Rikki and asked her to spell feces. Rikki spelled it ”FESIES.” She had to say that she’s dumber than a box of rocks too. Robin said she gave the same answer as Jayden.

Howard said that Torrey can steal now. He asked her to spell feces. She said it was ”FEECES.” Howard said that’s wrong too. She had to say she’s dumber than a box of rocks. Howard said it’s spelled ”FECES.”

Howard asked Jayden ”What does the abbreviation Oz stand for?” Jayden said ”Wizard of Oz.” She had to say she was dumber than a box of rocks. Rikki was up next and she said ‘Oz’ stands for ”Oxygen.” Howard said no to that. Rikki had to say she’s dumber than a box of rocks. Howard asked Torrey what she thinks it stands for. Torrey said ”Ounce” and got it right. She was in the lead with two points. Torrey said she actually studied.

Howard moved on to the next question and asked Jayden ”What is a piccolo?” Jayden said it’s a musical instrument. Howard said that’s correct. She got a point.

Howard asked Rikki ”What does 3D stand for?” Rikki said ”Three dimensional” and got it right. Howard said that she has a point now too. Howard said now Torrey has competition.

Howard said that the score is 2-1-1 with Torrey in the lead. He asked Torrey ”What does CPA stand for?” She said it was Certified Personal Accountant. She was close. Howard said a Jewish person should know this. She said she was dumber than a box of rocks. Howard asked Jayden what she thinks. Jayden said she doesn’t know. She said she’s dumber than a box of rocks. Howard had her repeat it because she was saying it too low. Howard asked Rikki what it means. Rikki said ”Certified Physician’s Assistant.” She was wrong too. Howard told her it’s Certified Public Accountant.

Howard asked Torrey ”It’s 10am, what time is it 10 hours from now?” Torrey said it would be 8pm. Howard said that’s right. He said she’s on fire.

Howard asked Jayden ”Spell feces.” Jayden said ”FEC… I don’t remember.” She said that she didn’t have breakfast so she had trouble remembering. Howard said he bets Torrey ate because she’s winning. Jayden said ”FECES” and got it right. Howard said she got another point.

Howard asked Rikki who wrote Romeo and Juliet. She said it was Shakespeare. She was right. She had 2 and Jayden had 2 while Torrey had 3 points.

Howard asked Torrey ”In what country was Osama Bin Laden killed in?” She said ”Afghanistan.” Robin said Howard’s grammar was awful with that sentence. Howard said he’s trying to keep it real. He asked if he really just said that. Torrey was wrong. Howard asked Jayden what the answer was.

He asked if she even knows who he is. Jayden said she knows he was a bad man. Howard asked if she knows what he did. Rikki was about to help but Howard stopped her. Howard told her to take a guess. Jayden said he was a terrorist. Howard said she does know. Robin said she must be playing dumb. Howard asked where they killed him. She said it was in his house.

She said she thinks that it was Afghanistan. She said she really doesn’t know. Jayden didn’t have an answer. Howard told her to name any other country other than Afghanistan. She said Guatemala. Howard said that was a good guess but it’s wrong. Howard asked Rikki if she knows the answer. Rikki said ”Iraq.” Howard said it was actually Pakistan. Howard said it was all over the news.

Howard said this is a close race. He asked Torrey ”What is 1/8 of 24?” Torrey let out a sigh and gave him a face. Howard said that she must not be good with math. Torrey said the answer was 3. She was right so she had 4 points. Howard said she’s running away with this.

Howard asked Jayden ”What is the imaginary line drawn around the earth equally distant from both poles?” Jayden said Equator and got it right. She wasn’t sure about it though. She took a wild guess.

Howard asked Rikki ”What six letters make up the vowels in the English language?” She said ”A E I O U and sometimes I.” Howard said she was so close. Howard said that she got it wrong. She had to say she’s dumber than a box of rocks. Howard had Torrey take it and end it. Howard said he had to give up after Torrey said ”A E I O U and sometimes Y and W.” Howard said that W is correct too. Howard said that he would have accepted that. Howard said he isn’t going to execute the loser.

Howard said that Torrey won but she looks miserable today. Howard said something must have happened last night. Howard had Steven Singer come in with the check for Torrey. Howard said he hasn’t seen Steven in a long time. Jayden and Rikki were upset that they didn’t win. They were complaining about how hard those questions were. Rikki said she’s really sad that she didn’t win.

Howard asked Torrey if she wanted to make a speech. She said ”Thank you!” and that was it. Howard said that Steven has a jewelry store and they would cum in their pants if they saw what he has. Steven said he’s very happy to be sponsoring this contest. He had a giant check for the winner and they have some prizes for the 2nd and 3rd place girls. They had $500 for each of them. Steven told Torrey to cheer up a bit. He said she just won 5 grand. Howard asked why she’s so sad. The other girls didn’t know. Howard said Torrey doesn’t look very happy. Torrey said this is great and she’s very happy.

Steven said that they also have diamond stud earrings for the girls. Rikki said she’s never had a pair in her life. Howard said he thought she was kidding. She said that she’s never had luck with any guys. She said that they don’t even pay for dinner. She said they make her pay half. Howard said she doesn’t have good taste in men. Jayden said she has someone who is taking her to Hawaii but he only got her one set of earrings. She said most guys aren’t very nice. She said that most of them are broke and just want to have sex.

Howard had the girls show Steven their boobs since he just gave them gifts. Howard said that Rikki must be doing something wrong if she can’t get a guy. She said she loves to go streaking. Howard said he would love that too if he looked like her.

Howard thanked Steven for being with them all these years. He said that he appreciates him giving the girls their prizes too. Steven said that he doesn’t get in there too often but he has a nice story about Howard. He said that when Howard left terrestrial radio and came to Sirius he came there and wanted to be a sponsor. He said he’s been wit him since 1986 or so. He said that he talked to Tim, Sam and Mel and they wanted national sponsors. Steven said that they said no at first and had all kinds of ridiculous demands. He said he spoke to Mel and Mel said that he spoke to Howard personally and Howard said he is a loyal sponsor and a friend so he’s going to do the spots no matter what. Steven said they didn’t want to let him come on at first. He said that he’s been riding on Howard’s coattails for all this time and it was life changing because of Howard.

Howard said he can’t believe that Mel was willing to turn that down. Steven said that he thinks they didn’t think they were important enough. Howard said he has been very loyal to the show and he appreciates the business. He said he treats the fans very well.

Steven said that all of the guys on the show come in the store and they’re all great. He said they deal with other radio stations and they all talk behind the backs of their bosses but not the guys from Howard’s show. He said that they are all very good about that.

Howard said that Steven is going on like he just gave them a million bucks. Steven said he just wants to say how great Howard is. He said that everyone there loves Howard. Howard said they’re going to transcribe that and put it up on HowardStern.com in the year 2050. Howard said he can’t go on that long. Steven said he has verbal diarrhea. He apologized for going on so long.

Howard wrapped up with the girls and thanked them for coming in. Rikki said that everyone should come to see her at the Exxxotica Expo this weekend. Howard gave them a plug for the web site ExxxoticaExpo.com

Rikki said she’s in Hustler this month too. She said that people should pick that up. She said that she loves the cover of the magazine where she’s straddling the Harley.

Howard asked Torrey if she had anything to add. She had nothing. Jayden said if you have Twitter you can follow her at @JaydenLeexxx. Rikki also got in a plug for her’s at @Rikki_Six. Howard said he gets it, it’s like Nikki Sixx from Motley Crue. Howard asked if she has banged any of those guys. She said she hasn’t but she has banged a reality TV show star. Howard asked if it’s Tom Bergeron. Rikki said he has his own reality show. Howard asked if it’s Jesse James or Donald Trump. She said no to both. The girls were all saying they do like Adam Levine from Maroon 5. Rikki said she would jump on Tom Brady too.

Howard asked Torrey what in life she looks forward to. She said that she needs to use the restroom. Howard said he’ll end the segment then. Robin said that must be what she looks forward to. Howard said he doesn’t want to keep her from the bathroom. Robin said she’s been squirming for quite some time. Howard said she won’t like the bathroom when she goes in there. He told her not to touch anything in there. He told her to just piss on the floor if she sees someone named Tim Sabean coming out of there. Howard wrapped up and thanked everyone for coming in. They went to break after that.

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