1. No two pornstars are alike. All pornstars have a story about how they became who they are, and each is uniquely different.

2.Some pornstars are like ice queens. Sure everyone is all smiles while the camera rolls, but after “cut” you can feel a cold chill rush over the set.

3. Believe it or not, some pornstars are notorious for being flakes. They might say they’ll be there, but when it comes down to it, their cell phone died, or whatever.

4. Some relationships between pornstars last as long as snow does in Los Angeles. Need I explain?

5. Some pornstars are visible one day like snowflakes, then the next they seem to disappear into thin air.

As I sit on the set early this morning (filming a new Metro movie entitled Heartbreakers) I start to think about how Christmas has a few small differences in the real world than it does in pornoland.

Here on set in PL there are no stockings being stuffed, just young wet cunts. Mine will be stuffed later by Kelly Erickson and right now I can hear Felix Vicious squealing in delight as her cunt gets stuffed by Barrett. Here in pornoland I avoid the make-up room chatter about everything from unhealthy relationships to colonoscopies, to the usual gossip. Deja Vu.

I remember some of these same people complaining about the same stuff that they were a year or so ago or whenever I saw them last. Sometimes I think Pornoland is like one of those snow globes you shake up just to watch the snow fall on everyone in the town. The town (PL) is never changing.

Yes there are always new faces coming or going but you don’t always see a lot of change on a day to day basis. Then, someone comes along and for whatever reason (maybe just their own enjoyment) decides to shake up the town. Stir the globe around just to watch snow fall on everyone around.

You’d be surprised how political porn is. (here I am discussing ironic happenings in porn and I’m interrupted by my cell phone ringing) It’s Mom, were swapping X-Mas dinner recipes. Anyhow back on track, porn is heavily political. Sometimes peoples work is affected greatly by who they are or aren’t friends with.

The spotlight is often placed on the individuals with the most powerful friends, or who ever can shake the snow globe up the best. A small difference in pornland, politics often turn personal. Sometimes people don’t know when to stop trying to shake up the globe. However, for the most part everyone pretty much gets along and all is well. Just like a snow globe.

Happy Holidays to you whichever world you spend yours in. Well, I promised to take you behind the scenes of porn and deep inside its stars. I think I’m holding up my end, hopefully after you read my columns and see my next interview with one of your favorite sexy stars, you’ll hold up your end.

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