Trick or treat…I’m still buying the DVD to freeze frame the shot to jack off too.

from www.kikster.com – This will serve as some tremendously sad news for millions of horny men out there and I hate to be the bearer of bad news… but, Jessica Alba’s infamous nude scene from the movie ‘Machete’ was 100% NOT real.

That’s right, the beautiful Jessica Alba did not strip down for her role in Robert Rodriguez’s ‘Machete.’ Her publicist recently told Entertainment Weekly:

“Jessica has been steadfast in her resolve not to appear nude in films from the beginning of her career. The decision to digitally remove the underwear from the shower scene in ‘Machete’ was one she and Robert Rodriguez made together, which would serve his vision for the film, as well as honor her personal convictions regarding nudity.”

Of course, one has to appreciate a woman standing by her morals (hard to stop laughing here)… But I’m sure alot of people are angry with her for the clever movie deception!