New York- PORN queen Jenna Jameson tattles on all the horny celebrities she claims have hit on her in her new book – including Cindy Crawford.
In “How to Make Love Like a Porn Star” (ReganBooks), Jameson recounts her encounter with the supermodel, whom she met while Jameson was doing a guest-hosting stint on the E! channel. “I kept getting a weird vibe from her,” writes Jameson, an avowed bisexual who’s had sex with hundreds of women. “I knew what it meant, because I’d experienced it so many times before, but I kept dismissing it. It couldn’t be true: she was Cindy Crawford, after all.”
The X-rated icon continues: “When I turned my back . . . Cindy reached over and rubbed the back of my neck. ‘Ooh,’ she cooed. ‘Look at your beautiful tattoo!’
“She touched my neck so softly and sensually . . . It was too much. She was so larger than life that I couldn’t even imagine running my tongue along that trademark mole of hers. So I excused myself to get a drink.” (Crawford, who once bought a full-page newspaper ad with then-hubby Richard Gere declaring their heterosexuality, has always maintained that she only likes men.)
On another occasion, Jameson had a run-in with “Blade” star Wesley Snipes, whose suave pickup line was, “Do you like it up the [bleep]?”
“Being a porn star, I was used to such questions,” Jameson writes. “But Wesley had no idea I was a porn star. Either way, I was offended. I looked at him blankly, stood up, and walked away. That was the first and last time I ever saw him.”
Bruce Willis fared only slightly better. At a party once, “He didn’t say a word,” Jameson recalls, “He [just] pushed me up against the wall and kissed me. After 30 seconds of passionate tongueing, he just walked away without a word.”
As Jameson was leaving the bash, she writes, “A bodyguard walked up to me and said, ‘Mr. Willis is waiting in his limousine.’ ‘He’s going to be waiting a long time,’ I responded. There’s a fine line between confidence and arrogance, and he had crossed it.”
Elsewhere in the book, co-written by former Times music critic Neil Strauss, Jameson recounts her sex sessions with the “massively endowed” Marilyn Manson and her encounters with Nicolas Cage who smelled like “the distilled sweat of homeless people.”