Porn Valley- No sooner are the words out of her mouth, that Quasarman, www.ztvideo.com, predicts this will be the headline on Adultfyi.com. Production manager Marc Kramer is trying to get Mayah to do anal. Mark Davis, still in his denim shorts, is trying to get Mayah to do anal. Mayah has never worked with Davis but suspects he’s big. Maybe too big for her ass.

“Are you big?” she asks Davis. Davis says no. “You look big,” she tells him trying to see through the James Bond accent and the denim shorts. “No Mandingo for this ass,” Mayah is saying in a southern drawl. To which Quasarman, shooting camera and directing predicts, yeah, Mandingo’s gonna start writing e-mails if you post a headline about no Mandingo in someone’s ass.

I tell Quasarman I only get posts from guys who take exception to comments made about the aroma of their balls. On cue, Mayah’s asking about Arbi. Says she likes Arbi but doesn’t know anything about his balls allegedly smelling. I explain to Quasarman that I’m doing a comparative piece to see who’s funnier, him or Skeeter Kerkove, www.bkmax.com.