Porn Valley- Get Don Hollywood, www.dirtyoldlawyer.com on the subject of Erotica Boxing. Get Wankus, www.ksexradio.com on the subject of Erotica Boxing. Then compare notes. Hollywood, who had a hand in organizing the event in Long Beach last October, heard Erotica Boxing was going to start training girls.
"They're telling these girls that they've got all this money," Hollywood begins. "They're going to take them on a cross country tour of strip clubs to challenge house girls to topless boxing matches. And Playboy's Sexcetera is going to be there tomorrow. Of course these are the same people [Erotica Boxing] that sent me an e-mail last Friday saying we have $2,000 left to our name." http://adultfyi.com/read.aspx?ID=9340.
Hollywood, a lawyer, mused about throwing a complaint together. "I could get over to the court house in the morning, file it and I'd love to serve them while they've got their girls there. I think it would be a hoot if Sexcetera was there filming them being served while they were serving up a plate of bullshit. The thing is they ended the first round of Erotica Boxing with Brooke [Hunter], www.brookesbitches.com being the D-cup and above champion complete with a cheesy boxing belt and everything. They've re-designed their whole website and put Brooke back up on their website. [Hunter ceased receiving checks from the company this past January.]
"It comes back to the same thing," Hollywood continues. "For the girls who have implants they don't want to get punched in the tits. That could be real expensive, time-consuming, painful and dangerous to their health. The girls who don't have implants still don't want to get punched in the tit. There's a reason that boxers go out there and train and tone up their muscles. These girls aren't in that position, and, frankly, a girl in a boxing helmet and shorts with her boobs hanging is just not all that exciting a sight. I wonder how Cal-Osha would feel about boxing without any training and medical personnel. These girls are fuckers not fighters."
Wankus, on the other hand, said he had to fight to get money from Erotica Boxing after the San Pedro matches in October.
"I hosted that with Quasarman," says Wankus. "I was just supposed to be a play by play announcer with Quasarman. In the middle of the thing, the ring announcer was horrible. They said, Wankus, you have to be the ring announcer. We're going to fire him in the middle of the shoot. I go how am I supposed to do play by play and be ring announcer at the same time? I was running on to the ring to do ring announcing then I'd run back to the booth to do the play by play. At the end of the night they weren't going to give Quasarman his money. I promised him- I don't remember what it was- but I got him to do it really cheap, like $400 bucks, or some shit, to come down to Long Beach. I got into a big dispute with the same guy that Don Hollywood was talking about [Allen Adler]. I finally just screamed at him. He was saying to me, with all due respect. I finally said, with all due respect, fuck you. Pay him and me and we're out of here. He did pay us. But they were trying to say they couldn't pay us."
