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A Love Story

PORN VALLEY, CA – Today’s Smut Fairy Tale, courtesy of America’s favorite porn family, “The Kerkoves.”

Once upon a time, deep in the heart of Porn Valley, there lived a lovely couple, Bridgette and Skeeter Kerkove. They formed and became a family yet there was something missing in their generic sex lives.

“First,” Bridgette said, “I want boobies like all of those big contract girls.” [Poof] Skeeter farted, sold a Jaguar and within days, she had them. “Now I want a website where people can see wholesome, clean fun.” [Poof] was formed. [click 4 pic]

A short time later and after a trip tp Manns Chinese Theater via her ass [click 4 pic], Bridgette was really rockin’ and rollin’ like none other.

After seeing the changes the porn biz was making, insightful Skeeter decided to spice things up a bit. “Lets make Bridgette everyone’s favorite anal queen,” he thought.

Trying desperately to compete with edgy leaders in smut, Skeeter had Bridgette first jump into the sexy smoking fetish [click 4 pic]. Then he experimented by putting in strings of anal beads [click 4 pic] two feet long. He placed his own cock in her ass, dozens of times, just to get her ready for what was to come [click 4 pic].

Skeeter went Bridgette-Ass-Crazy. Every part of his life revolved around her dumper. He cooked breakfast with her ass [click 4 pic], he took friends camping and used her ass as a tent and his plan began to work. Not to be confused as The Lincoln Tunnel, Bridgette’s ass has for sure become famous. Fans across the world, envy Skeeter and enjoy the lovely Bridgette as often as they can. As Skeeter would say himself, “It’s a love story.”

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