“You know how many guys have worked with my wife in the last three years? Two. You’re the third. Don’t fuck up.” – Evan Seinfeld
Porn Valley- From additional information,I’ve learned that Joe Brandi apparently caught Jason Sechrest, www.jasoncurious.com in the KSEX bathroom last week humping a “new twink” named Austin Dean. Sechrest had Dean bent over a sink and was quoted as saying, “I put it in him – barely.”
Meanwhile, Jack Lawrence, www.jacklawrencexxx.com, the subject of the Evan Seinfeld quote, is ready to come out with his own line of high end features aimed for the women’s market. Lawrence has a partner in the venture and was talking about some of this on KSEX, www.ksex.com Wednesday night.
Sunny Lane was also back from a trip to the Bunny Ranch and must have had a successful run because she was doing up close and personal shimmy dances for the camera. Lane, who’s repped by Light House Talent, www.lhtalent.com, brought on Adrenalynn who has just signed with the agency and did her first scene Wednesday.
Lane, as many others, is heading out to Denver this weekend for the 4th Annual Porn Stars Ball at the strip club La Boheme. Lane discussed how she pleasures herself on stage for her audience, noting that it’s her hand, imagination and the warmness of her palm that gets her dripping wet.
Lawrence, a former cop who could probably pass a state exam for gynecology, said one of the tricks is to prime one’s G-spot before touching it and explained what he meant in terms that assigns the palm of one’s hand to vacu-pump duties. Lawrence recalled a scene he did with Lane not too long ago in which he fingered her G-spot but didn’t have time to prime it. Sunny gave him as look as though she had just been betrayed by her auto mechanic.
On his itinerary sheet, Lawrence said he’d be heading out to Vegas this weekend, scouting locations for his first feature. And on Monday he has something scheduled with Lynn LeMay’s company, www.lemayzing.com. Lawrence was of the belief that LeMay was shooting a feature revolving around the dancer expo which is in town the same week.
Otherwise, Lawrence felt that work has really dried up in the industry, so he’s been taking the opportunity to shoot more content for his website. As far as Vegas is concerned, Lawrence said it’s nice being there as long as it’s not snowing and you’re caught in the weather wearing only a muscle shirt. He was obviously referring to a situation he was in this past AEE show.
Lawrence also took note of the fact that Kurt Lockwood this week announced that he’d probably be leaving the business to go to Spain. But Lawrence suspected that Lockwood, a friend of his, didn’t have it in him to settle down and remove himself from the drama.
“He’ll be back,” Lawrence predicted. “I’ll give him a year.”
Lawrence based his opinion on the fact that where Lockwood said he was moving to is a very liberal area where people don’t trip out over porn and what happens in the industry.
Adrenalynn, an alt-chick with a beautiful face and figure, was then introduced to the audience.
“You have such a great look to you, such pretty, juicy lips,” Lane announced. “She has a lot to offer, I must say.”
Asked if her 32DD breasts were cosmetically enhanced, Adrenalynn said the rumors were true.
“There’s milk in the house,” she laughed. “This is not the original recipe.”
Lane than expressed her adoration for anything resembling a tit and said that she particularly enjoys boobie massages. Lawrence, who earlier said he was all sexed out for the day, quickly revised his assessment. Adrenalynn explained that she had inverted nipples when her breasts were smaller.
Born and raised in Dallas, Adrenalynn trained in classical ballet but subsequently went to school to become a body piercer and tattoo artist.
“I did the alt-girl picture scene for awhile,” she said. Her first scene, shot earlier in the day, was for Icy Porn and she worked with Billy Glide.
“Handle that, and you can handle anything,” Lane noted.
Lane was curious if Adrenalynn had had her clit pierced.
“I didn’t,” Adrenalynn answers, explaining that the body’s going to subsequently reject a piercing in that area. Adrenalynn also announced that she was bisexual and particularly enjoys having fun with strap-on porn.
“I like to give,” she says. She also described the type of cock she likes.
“Oh, that’s the kind Eric Everhard has,” said Lane. “It’s called a wedge cock.”
Stripping down, Adrenalynn bent over to show Lawrence a miracle beyond the accomplishments of Lasik Surgery.
Her sphincter’s inscribed with the words, “Jared’s Little Fuck Doll.” And, Adrenalynn, shrugging her shoulders as if this is no big deal, said it took only about 15 minutes to have that done. Her husband of a month does the tat work on her, Adrenalynn explained. So one trusts that his name is Jared.
But Adrenalynn was also of the opinion that having one’s asshole stenciled with letters wasn’t that unique.
“If you ever get a hemorrhoid, it’s going to say something completely different,” Lawrence quipped.