EAST COAST, USA – Sexy Metro contract girl and KSEXradio Porn Jockey, Ann Marie, submitted her October column on time but the moron that I am, I misplaced it for a while. One month later, I have found it and wanted to make sure the fans got to read it and look at all the awesome pics! Sorry Ann Marie…I take full responsibility!

Day 1, Monday-

Arrived into Providence, RI . Went for some dinner and out to a club called Monet. It’s the hottest place in the area, and the drinks are strong. It’s also owned by Tony’s (from Metro) brother. He was really nice (super sexy too) and promised to have a table set up for us in VIP this Saturday. I guess that’s the busiest night. We’ll have to check it out. Back to my hotel suite, I look out the window and admire the peacefulness of a quiet town.

Day 2, Tuesday-

Up at 7am went to bed at 5am, ouch. Down to the Metro Expo, on time and everything. Headed into down to Starbucks for something to wake us up, and hung at the Metro Expo all day. It was not open to the public. It was only for vendors and store managers. There was less than a handful of performers besides Kelly and I. Serenity was there on behalf of Las Vegas Novelties, she was cute and very nice too. There was some other girl there, Adair, Aniece something with an “A” but I can’t remember. All I remember is that she is a new contract girl for Michael Ninn,(is that spelled right???) Hard to keep up these days. We were able to catch a hour long nap before we had to get up and head over to dinner and a party at Dave and Busters, a version of Chuck E. Cheese for adults. There were all kinds of cool video games, I mostly stuck to Ms Pac Man, hey…. it’s a classic. Kelly and I found this “electric chair” called “the screamer” that vibrates the handles and shocks you to see how much you can handle. We needed someone to sit in the chair and make it work. One of the ladies that works at one of the Metro offices volunteered her husband and she wanted to take the picture! It was a riot. The D&B employees seemed to enjoy it.

They have video games that have a button that you can call the waitress with if you need a cocktail. How cool is that? Later that evening, some of us went to The Foxy Lady strip club and were just on time to catch a hot feature show with Stephanie Swift and Felecia.

Mmmm mmmm good.

Day 3, Wednesday-

Crawling out of bed at 7 am this morning was tough. Maybe its because Kelly an I didn’t go to bed till 5am. I haven’t quite adjusted to the time change yet. We headed down to the last day of the Metro Expo at 10 am (only a half hour late, not bad) and spent the entire day there. About 5 pm when it ended, I headed up to get some sleep. Back up and down in the lobby by 8pm, we met some people from Metro downstairs and headed out for dinner .Hmmm, I think it’s about 1 am now and this is the earliest we’ve gotten into bed yet. We are lucky enough to get to sleep in till 8:15 am tomorrow so I’m taking advantage.

Day 4, Thursday-

Today the craziness started. We did two Amazing store signings in Weymouth MA and Northboro MA. Kelly and I had so much fun. We teased the store employees and took lots of naughty Polaroids with people. We caught a quick dinner and were off to some club in New Bedford, Mass. It was insane!

We were there to judge a women’s hard body contest. I have never seen so many horny bi-curious girls in my life. They were pulling down their pants and asking us to sign their pussies, tits and many other interesting things. We had way more chicks getting posters signed and trying to shove their tongues down our throat. I loved it!!!! (apparently the college is nearby, that explains it) The guys were getting jealous, and trying to control their girlfriends as girls were jumping in for triple, four way and orgy style tongue lapping and spit swapping. This one hot chick kept buying me shots and trying to get me drunk. It worked. SCORE! This town is pretty cool.

Day 5, Friday-

Wow, what a hang over. Got in at like what, 4 am I think. I’m hurting right now, but it was so fun. Did two Amazing store signings today in Groton CT and Thurbers Ave in Providence. Completely exhausted from the time change and the constant go,go, go, we opted not to go out and save our energy for Saturday. Instead we got a bite to eat and went to sleep.

Day 6, Saturday-

Some what rested and ready for the new day, Kelly and I are picked up down stairs and off to 2 more stores in Peabody MA and Medford MA. Before the first store we headed to do an interview with the Sports Swami. Now we could not find the place with the horrible directions and then we called the number listed which was the office in CT. but they didn’t have the phone number for Swami. Great. We need to be to the store in half an hour and cant reach this guy. He finally calls my cell upset that I’m not there I put our driver on the phone so he can get us there and Swami can’t tell us how to get there from where we are. Way to be organized. I’m sure he’ll blame me and call me a flake, oh well I’ll live.

Made it through both the store signings (which were the best of the week) all the female employees were sexy , fun, and wild. We grabbed dinner and headed out back to club Monet. I told myself I was not going to drink tonight, not after Thursdays event. Well that didn’t last long. Kelly and I were flooded with drinks and soon I was pretty buzzed. What did me in was something called “a surfer on acid”. Its some kind of shot that as soon as it went down I was disorientated, and ready to yack. I put down the other drink in my hand and got some water. Over all it was a good club, except for the jerks behind me as we walked in who commented that “we were too cute to have that many clothes on”. I mean come on, how many hours a day does someone think it’s possible to walk around half naked in heels??? Made it back to my room with Kelly (we always sleep in the same bed Hmmmm) and we knocked out.

Day 7 & 8, Sunday and Monday-

Kelly flies home today and I’m off to Atlantic City in the morning. All alone in Providence,RI. I wish she was coming. Well of course it’s my only day off so naturally its raining. I decided to stay in, drink tea and watch movies, only leaving my room to get dinner. Ill be meeting everyone up there Monday and getting ready for the East Coast video show on Tuesday and Wednesday.

Day 9 & 10, East Coast Video Show-

This is my first year at this show. Atlantic City was not exactly how I expected it to be, there weren’t so many casinos, but I like the fact that I could see the ocean from my room. The show was great, and I had tons of fun at the Ron Jeremy Roast. I danced with Keri Windsor who earlier had inhaled my entire foot down her throat. Now that’s SEXY. She’s so damn hot. There was a wide variety of people there. I had a few drinks and mingled with all of them. After that I had enough party action and jumped into the limo to go to my room. I enjoyed the show both days and loved meeting a new variety of fans. I got to see some of my favorite sexy mamas. Mmmm. I included some of them, unfortunately I hit the wrong button on my digital camera and accidentally erased half of them!

Day 11, Thursday-

Up bright and early and downstairs at the break of dawn to catch the limo to the airport.

I catch up with Pat Myne in the lobby, we have the same flight. On our long drive to the airport we turn on Howard Stern and listen to him and Bridgette Kerkove flirt with each other. I had a wonderful trip but am ready for home. It’s going to be a long, flight.

Thanks for joining me on my East Coast adventure, it was a blast. Until next time my digital camera captures something to share, check me out at www.xxxannmarie.com and enjoy the pics below: