Porn Valley- With Pat Myne off in Europe shooting, Wankus cohosted Stormy Daniels’ KSEX show this week. “He’s probably at a brothel as we speak,” Daniels quipped. “Spending all my money.” Daniels noted that she had a week off and was bored out of her mind. “I’m lonely this week- I’m trying to get someone to come play with me,” she cooed. “I want a pool boy.”
Asked what those duties might include, Daniels said she would need her top oiled, a little massage and the pool boy would have to parade around in an outfit that excluded Speedos. “They’re not sexy- they’re gay. Why do they still make them. And it’s always the guy that should not be wearing them that does. It’s pretty gross, especially if it’s wet.” Daniels said the pool boy could also fan her, feed her grapes and keep her beers cold. Sexually, Daniels mentioned that she doesn’t like having her pussy eaten.
Someone in the chat room asked Daniels if thongs were okay. She said only if Evan Stone was wearing it ad just for comedic value. Daniels wrote a movie and a special part for Stone. “Evan will do anything for money- it’s kind of sad. But it’s funny. He’s a great guy.” Daniels said she had Stone doing a scene wearing nothing but flippers and a scuba mask which he wore the rest of the day. Back on the pussy subject, Daniels said she’ll pretend that she enjoys it. “Because some guys are really into that.” Among male performers, Daniels said Mark Ashley’s really into it to get himself fired up. “I’ve never worked with him but I’ve shot him.” Daniels said while she loves women, she’s not gay for pay. “I’d rather give than receive. And I love titties.”
Asked about her other turn-ons, Daniels sound she likes it rough and likes to be pounded. “A lot of guys think rough sex means they have to pound your pussy when they’re fucking you- that’s not rough sex. That’s painful.” Because of the way she’s built, Daniels says she feels like she’s being harpooned doing those moments. “Which is not fun. But I like guys who grab me, pick me up, pull my hair and call me horrible names and spit on me. Call me a filthy whore.”Wankus mentioned the Tampa Show and Daniels noted that they didn’t spend too much time together. “That’s your fault,” said Wankus.
Daniels said that’s because she was babysitting Myne who was out of control. “He really is a short, yellow bus window licker,” Wankus quipped. “I love that guy- just seeing him around the pool especially when he has a few drinks in him. We played tackle football in the hotel lobby together.” Daniels mentioned that she had been sick and that the hotel room was awful. “The mold only made it worse.”
There were suspicions raised that Myne might have been cheating on her. Daniels said not after three drinks and she should know from her wedding night. “But in his defense he’s never had a problem and takes very good care of me. We do have a lot of sex- as long as he’s not drinking. And he’s not allowed to have Heineken because that will last for days.
Wankus recalled a story where he was in the hotel lobby with Myne who excused himself to go up to the room to take care of Stormy. “I’m going to make this whole trip worth it for her.” Curiously, Wankus saw Stormy walking around in the lobby an hour later. Asked what she was up to, Daniels said she went to Taco Bell that Myne came back to the room and went right to bed. “Romeo came in, took off his clothes, before I even crawled halfway on him, zzzzzzzz,” Daniels laughed. “I was, like, are you kidding me?” Then five minutes later Myne was demanding that she get him a sandwich. “We are so married. Of course when I came back with the sandwich, he was out again.”
Referencing another drunken stupor episode, Stormy talked about how Wankus offered to have Pat Myne’s baby. “He said, yes, Stormy doesn’t want kids,” said Wankus quoting Myne. Stormy corrected that statement to say she does but not until she’s done with her career. “Pat was in a drunken stupor that entire trip,” Wankus noted. “And so was I- we kind of hugged and acted like stupid, drunk fools that entire trip.” Stormy hastened to note that Myne was really a sweet, thoughtful guy. “Anything a woman could want.”
But, in three sips, Daniels said Myne could go from being sweet to The Exorcist. On those occasions, Daniels said she avoids contact with Myne lest she provoke him. “He’s like the little lizard on Jurassic Park- all cute then raaaaaaaaaaaaagh!!” On the brink of those occasions, Stormy said Myne will call her momma. For her part, Daniels describes herself as a happy drunk. “Unless it’s Tequila, then I’m in a bar fight. And I’m from a trailer park in Louisiana [Baton Rouge]. I kick some ass.” Daniels said she’ll be dancing at the Gold Club in New Orleans the first weekend in November.
Another question from the chatroom asked if Stormy was into anal. “I live with the ass master,” she replied and notes that Myne is the only person she’s done anal with though she’s never done it on film. Asked if she was holding out for a bonus from Wicked, Daniels said it wasn’t in her contract. But Daniels said she has some “plans”.
“It’s something that Wicked and I haven’t even talked about, actually,” she continued. “The owner of Wicked is probably the best guy to work for. He doesn’t bring anything up. He doesn’t even suggest, hey, would you be willing to do this for this. He doesn’t even mention stuff like that. If I were to walk in and say I’m thinking about doing an anal scene he’d go that’s great. But if I don’t mention it, he won’t.”
On another note, Daniels said she had Exotica [from Chicago] work for her. “I had to have her come in because on the last show we talked about her so much. And all the guys wanted to see her.” Daniels said Exotica did her first scene [girl-girl] in porn for her. “The she did her first boy-girl scene for Brad Armstrong. She’s probably going to be a Wicked Contract girl, now.” Daniels said Exotica worked with Nicole Sheridan on a slip n’ slide, which is one of Daniels’ fantasies.
Stormy then mentioned that she had a whole baseball team show up on her set that day. When pressed for details, Stormy revealed that it was members of the San Francisco Giants who were in town at the time to play the Los Angeles Dodgers.
“They came on my set to meet me. It was two weeks ago.” Stormy said she wasn’t sure who set it up but Wicked asked her if it was okay. Wankus speculated that maybe it was Tommy Lasorda who set it up. “He’s a major porn fan- he shows up on a lot of the sets rumor has it.” Stormy said maybe six players showed up and one was really cute, according to her. Stormy mentioned that Barry Bonds was among the players. “He was very nice. They were very respectful. They stood out in the sun and watched the girl-girl scene- from a distance. They were actually afraid to talk to the girls so I went over. One guy was really cute. His name was Dustin. He’s from Mississippi. He had a southern accent. But he’s married. I fixed him something to eat.”