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Britney Rears 3: Britney Gets Shafted

What’s scarier- the revival of Disco music or the thought of modern day male porn stars struttin’ around in tight bellbottoms and Afro wigs? In Britney Rears 3: Britney Gets Shafted from Hustler Video, www.britneyrears.com, you get a humorous ensemble of all things related to the Tony Orlando platform shoes era. And a very authentic recreation of the time period at that, with a cute script by Jeff Mullen to go along with it.

Sassy and modern Britney [Hillary Scott] goes on eBay and finds a time machine the size of an iPod. And after something of a debate about which decade in history would suit her and her girlfriend Jenny [Jasmine Byrne] best, the girls opt for polyester. And, in a whisk of smoke, the machine zaps them to 1974 while left behind girlfriend Jenna Presley fools around in a zesty poolside coupling with her guy, James Deen.

With Carlos Rojo delivering all the plot elements with a dead-on Don Cornelius voiceover, the story now finds Britney mistaken for the co-host of the Shafted ’74 TV show which is hosted by J. Depth playing the titled character. Shafted’s naked cock resembles the Loch Ness monster rising from the depths as he reminds Britney that he’s the president of the United States of Love. Britney dishes back a little of her own new millennium attitude and the couple commence with a robust session on a desk top.

Meanwhile, Tommy Gunn runs the studio operation, and there’s one rule of his extant: that no one fucks in the dressing rooms until the show’s over. But that doesn’t stop Tommy from getting some threeway action before the show while a teen heartthrob played by Johnny Castle gets his knob waxed by three of the resident dancers. Time travel is obviously wearing, but Britney has enough spark in her left to accept boyfriend Kurt Lockwood’s dick in her ass when he make a very physical late night booty call with the Lockwood trademark.

Will Rider’s dead on direction along with impeccable artistic stylings makes this one of the season’s finest and most unique adult entertainment offerings.
 

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