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Cash-Strapped Weinsteins Launch New Web Site Full of Naked Girls

from – Mainstream America loves its smut. And if there’s anything the Weinstein Company learned two years ago in their failed efforts to market Zack and Miri Make a Porno, it was never to send a fake porn flick to do a real porn flick’s job. Hence (I think) the new viral Web site Wild Wild Girls, a prohibitively NSFW exercise on behalf of Piranha 3-D. Did I mention it’s NSFW?

This thing’s got more tits than a bra shop and might just be the copyright-infringing gold mine that squares Girls Gone Wild impresario Joe Francis up with the IRS by the end of the week. In any case, The Weinsteins’ genre sister Dimension Films has really outdone itself with the sleaze, introducing the character Derrick (Jerry O’Connell) as a prurient “superstar of the Internet technology boom”:

Derrick entered the film industry with his probing documentaries on the sexual exploits of youth. Combining his talents, he started the wildly popular entertainment mega company Wild Wild Girls. […]

Now Derrick travels the world in search of the hottest, wildest and most provocative girls willing to share it all. His lavish lifestyle is the envy of every man—Babes, boobs, beer and butts. He gets up close—really close—to the wild swingers featured in the DVDs.

Surely at least a few of these comely coeds will wind up devoured by Piranha’s titular (ahem) predators; take your picks at the link.

Unless you’re a gay man or a straight woman, in which case I don’t know what to tell you. Evidently you’re not the market for campy American horror remakes. Also: If TWC investor Mark Cuban raised a stink about the brothers’ mishandling of The Road, then I can’t wait to hear what he thinks about this capital outlay.


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