Christian posted the following comments last week on his website, www.christiansingstheblues.com : “Kick Ass Pictures, www.kickasspictures.com is really, really, really trying to become the niche market company.

“Today’s scene was so far out in left field, it was borderline ridiculous. Basically I was a bad boyfriend, so my MILF girlfriend Payton Leigh decided to make me dress up and act like a baby (complete with an adult diaper, pacifier, and bib). Then she proceeded to do bad things to my booty and cock. Oooooookay.

“A little about Payton Leigh…..wow, what a nice person. She is just so genuine and sweet, how can anyone NOT like her? We fooled around before the scene, during the scene, and after the scene. What a bad boy I am on set! Lol”

Christian, unfortunately, doesn’t quite tell the whole story in this all too brief recap, so I will.

Apparently the scene’s got something to do with Christian’s mania for toy wrestling figures. Whether this holds true in real life is uncertain, but here that was at least the gist of the plot.

Christian and Payton are dating but it seems Christian has spent all the rent money on wrestling action figures. Amusingly, Raven, the Kick Ass PM, a wrestling fan in his own right, got his mitts on the current Kane doll. And Kane in his present incarnation with the shaved head might pass for Christian.

If nothing else, it prompted Christian to comment, “Fuck, this doll looks exactly like me.” As the scene opens, Christian’s on the floor playing with his wrestling figures as Payton walks in. She throws a fit, then she throws a verbal full nelson.

Christian’s trying to explain the enormously great purchase he made, particularly of a figure that looks exactly like him. Leigh, sincerely unimpressed, said it’s up to Christian to figure out how to straighten out their little financial mess.

Leigh later returns with a strap-on and tells Christian that since he acts like a little baby, maybe he should be treated as one. Essaying a Dom, Leigh next diapers Christian up and feeds him baby food. And, as one can probably figure, judging by the weapon Leigh’s brought home, she sticks it to Christian – in the ass. Maybe a good forty minutes in three different positions with him jerking the pop and smearing the wrestling dolls with man spackle.