Porn Valley- Ninn Worx threw a Monday matinee to come meet their new contract girl Jana Jordan. Jordan’s got this female Chihuahua named Bubble Gum who’s a Rat Terrier Mix. One thing I always learned on dates, suck up to the dog to get in good with the chick. So me and Bubblegum are bonding while Jordan’s giving me her life story.

Jordan’s wrapping up a phone call with her father [I assume from what she’s saying] and I wonder what her family’s take is on all this.

“They’re not too happy because I did go to college and they kind of feel- not that I’m wasting my education and my life on this- but they kind of wish I made a better choice on what I wanted to do,” says Jordan. “But they love me no matter what, and I’m a good girl, so they’ll get over it.”

Jordan never officially told them, however. Her father found one of her Internet clips and confronted her about it.

“I was what are you doing Googling me dad?” says Jordan. “Perv. I think my brother’s friend had mentioned it and got my dad curious. But still, don’t Google me.” On the other hand, Jordan couldn’t tell you what her mother thinks because they don’t talk.

“I just live with my dad,” she said. “And I’ve got two brothers.”

Jordan began nude modeling at the age of 18. She’s now 20 and started doing videos about seven months ago.

“I’ve been out here doing this,” she said, noting that she’s from Texas. Jordan said it wasn’t so much for the money.

“It’s fun being naked,” she adds. “During high school I was always in class with no panties on. I’d lift up my skirt to the boys. So I thought this would be fun. I did something for Playboy and was really excited about it so it just kind of took off from there because it was a really good experience.”

Jordan’s first movie was for Vivid in which she did a scene with Marlene Moore and Sunrise Adams.

“It was a threeway and interesting- it was a good time,” says Jordan who so far has restricted her performances to all-girl scenes. Jordan went to the AEE convention in January and was walking past the Ninn Worx booth.

“I stopped and checked it out- I met Michael’s wife,” says Jordan. “I really liked his whole style. We had dinner a week later and talked. Now I’m here and he likes me, so it’s good.”

Jordan did her first video for the company last week.

“It was very long,” she laughs. “We filmed two days at some really bad ass mansion in Sunset Plaza.” She performed in a total of six scenes and the movie is titled “House of Jana.”

“If it was called House of Pancakes all you would have been doing was eat those two days,” I tell her.

“I was,” she smiles. “I ate a lot.”

In a prior porn life, Jordan had been known as Jana Foxy before signing with Ninn Worx.

As a kid growing up, Jordan says she was pretty normal [except for the walking around without panties part].

“I wasn’t popular- not cheerleader popular,” she notes. “But I had friends that were fun to hang out with. I guess with them I was popular. But I had a good time in school. I wasn’t a bad kid. I wasn’t a troublemaker. Just a normal kid.”

“Did you have any other career goals besides walking around without panties?” I ask her.

“It’s funny,” she muses. “I always joked about being a porn star when I grew up. I was always flashing and my ex-boyfriend knew I was going to be one. I didn’t like wearing panties and I’m not wearing any now. I hate panties. I hate wearing clothes. In all the home family videos like Christmas and stuff, I’m running around with no clothes on when I’m like five. I wish I could bring some because it’s pretty funny. You see my dad fighting with me to put a diaper on.”

Jordan’s first sexual experience came when she was 12 and it was with her neighbor.

“It was a girl-girl experience,” she says. “We were learning how to kiss because she had a boyfriend. And she was nervous, I don’t know how to kiss. So we were in a room and I was, I don’t know how to kiss either. She’s like we need to practice, I don’t want to look stupid with this guy. There’s a birthday party that we were going to and so we spent a whole night learning how to make out. I don’t know what happened. She had never been fingered before and she was nervous about it. We were 12. We were nervous.”

“I’ve never been fingered before and I would be nervous,” I tell Jordan.

“So I fingered her and it was kind of funny,” laughs Jordan.

“This was supposed to be kiss practice- no fingers.”

“She got scared saying what if this leads to other things?” says Jordan.

“After you fingered her there aren’t too many other things,” Jordan’s reminded.

“Yes there are- there’s plenty of other things,” she replies demurely.

“What were you, whipping out dildos?”

“Actually we went to her mom’s room and found some but we didn’t use them,” Jordan insists. “We were just curious. You know. It was different. This went on probably five or six hours.” Then she snuck home.

According to Jordan’s account, she didn’t get fingered but her friend touched her boobs.

“Which I guess was a big deal to her,” says Jordan. “She put her hands on them. The party went really well. She got fingered for her first time and she told me all about it and said I was better because the other guy was nervous. She made out with him and everything went great.”

Jordan’s first time with a guy was when she was 14.

“It was pretty funny- the only reason why I wanted to fuck him was because he had fucked my friend,” she says. “I really didn’t like him or anything. I just wanted to have sex because I was curious and my friends were starting to have sex. I wanted to be one of the first ones to actually talk about it. So he came over. We were on the bed. We hadn’t made out or anything yet. I was, let’s fuck! He freaked out. He said oh my God I don’t have a condom. I think we walked to the store, tried and it didn’t work. We worked at it for about a week, though. We finally did it. It was like a process.”

Jordan’s had two or three serious boyfriends.

But fuck ’em!” she says.

“That sounds like you got some ultimatums.”

“Two did- the one I was with the longest had a big problem with it because of his family,” she states. “He didn’t want his family to find out and I was with him the longest. Finally I was fuck you, I’m going to do it. And he’s fuck you, you’re a whore. And the other one was I don’t want you to do it, that’s cheating. And I’m fuck you, I’m doing it anyways.”

“There’s a lot of fuck yous going on here,” I note.

“There was a lot of fuck yous,” Jordan agrees. “But now I get to fuck girls all I want. And I’m getting paid for it. Just girls for now. I haven’t had any guys. When I did my Vivid movie, there was a guy in the scene but I didn’t touch him. It’s my choice right now and I haven’t found any guys in the business that I’m attracted to that I would want to fuck. That could change. I do like guys. I have a male friend that I’m trying to get into the business. Huge fucking dick and if he gets into the business, I can tell you I will be fucking him on camera for Ninn Worx. He knows there’s money to be made and we’ve fucked before. He’s really comfortable about it but he doesn’t know if his friends or family are going to be okay with it. But, fuck, if he comes out here we’re doing it.”

Otherwise so far so good, says Jordan whose family’s convinced that she’s living a fast lifestyle.

“They’re are you doing drugs- it’s not like that and I don’t really drink,” she adds. “I don’t really party. So it’s a lot different from the stereotype.”

“What do you do with your down time?” she’s asked.

“Shop!” she exclaims. “Shop, shop, shop. And I go to the movies a lot. I’m a big movie goer.”