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Craigslist Ad of the Day: Porn Casting Couch $5000

from www.mediabistro.com – In the porn business, the casting couch is the equivalent to the creative portfolio. You open the book (your legs), let some out of touch skeevy-long-haired guy put his hands all over it (your genitals), and then you explain why you’re the best (wo)man for the job (proceed to have sex with yourself on camera).

And now this guy who bought someone’s porn studio is selling a casting couch that was legit used in a couple skin flicks, “Casting Couch Whores #8” and “Let’s Bust Nuts on these Butt Sluts, Volume 7.” In retrospect, pretty decent titles as yanky films go. But buying a couch that was used by an actress named Holly “The Squirter” Wellins is almost always a poor choice.

This item has to go, says owner, “I am asking the discount price of $5000 only because I have to make space for a set for my upcoming production of ‘Gross! Point Blank.'” Get it? There’s probably poop involved.

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