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Critics Love the Blowguard

“Amazingly, it was a success: it was quite apparent that my assistant was definitely enjoying experience.”; “Anyone can give a quality blowjob, no skill required.” Fleshbot.com

“It’s a seriously good idea, as any guy who’s been accidentally teethed can attest to. Not sure how it feels on the giver. Probably not that much worse than having a penis in the mouth.” Gizmodo.com

“The best thing about the Blow Guard however is the mini vibrating bullet—there’s finally a great toy for guys.” CoolMaterial.com

“Just when you think society has advanced to the point where every imaginable sexual aid has been invented, someone comes up with one more brilliant innovation.” Asylum UK

“I couldn’t contain my excitement. Time to blow my boyfriend’s, er, mind…” Shine (Yahoo.com)

Los Angeles, CA– The Blowguard tm, (www.blowguard.com) a patent pending and trademarked sex toy from J2 Enterprises LLC, is a new adult novelty devise intended for consenting adults to increase pleasure during oral sex. Now, the critics have spoken!

Conceptualized, invented and brought to market by a dentist in Florida who had a client whose teeth moved while giving oral sex to her boyfriend, Dr. Joe suggested she take out her dentures during their next interlude. Concerned that her lover would freak out by the ‘bare blowjob,’ Dr. Joe custom made a soft guard to cover the teeth – it worked and the Blowguard novelty toy for consenting adults was born. It was a happy ending for all parties involved.

“I have received tremendous responses from those who have used The Blowguard,” says Dr. Joe. “I appreciate those who have tried out my amazing device, and the feedback they have given us!”

The Blowguard retails for MSRP $27.95, and includes the soft, flexible tray, mini bullet and a 6cc pillow pack of Sex Tarts® strawberry flavored lube.

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