from Defamer: It’s been a big week for celebrity-stalking, lunatic sex-worker Dessarae Bradford, who’s reached new levels of notoriety since bumrushing Colin Farrell in the midst of a Tonight Show interview. Bradford explained in a statement that the accosting was necessary in order to properly serve her latest lawsuit, and promised even more clarification at a press conference to be held yesterday at noon. NY Daily News JV gossip Lloyd Grove offers a report from the scene:

[T]he 31-year-old Bradford staged a circus-like press conference in front of the L.A. federal courthouse, announcing she’s just filed another lawsuit against her target. “Not only am I suing him for slander but for stalking,” she told half a dozen reporters. “It’s affecting me.” Bradford warned those present that if she didn’t like what they wrote, she’d sue them, too. As for the Leno incident, she claimed: “My whole purpose was to get Colin Farrell served properly. … I was intending to be a mini-diversion while my private investigator went up and served him. I never expected Jay Leno’s security to step aside. They parted for me like the Red Sea.” Bradford also handed out copies of her self-published book, “Colin Farrell: A Dark Twisted Puppy.”

An increasingly freaked out Farrell was granted a temporary restraining order on Friday, saying, “I am concerned for the safety of my family.” Still, biblical references and paranoid persecution complexes aside, we’d say there’s no need to be fearful of the glassy, far-away look in Bradford’s eyes as she demands retribution. After all, she claimed to have fucked Alec Baldwin in his ass, an act that would inevitably create a stronger stalker/celebrity bond than mere phone sex, and she has yet to injure any members of his family.

Gene sez: Last September I interviewed Bradford. https://www.adultfyi.com/read.aspx?ID=11744

Los Angeles- We don’t know if she had a glazed look in her eye and a dildo up some other star’s ass, but Dessarae Bradford was a guest on the Adam Carolla Show this past Friday. Bradford is author of a book titled Colin Farrell: A Dark, Twisted Puppy. Carolla described Bradford as a very attractive, tall, rangy woman of color.

Introduced as a phone sex operator, Bradford said she isn’t a phone sex operator.

“I’m an author,” Bradford insisted.

Carolla apologized.

Bradford said she probably did it for three days back in 2001.

“You’re a beautiful woman- I’m sure you’ve been told that before,” Carolla said.

“Just 10 times since I’ve been in your lobby,” said Bradford, noting that she barely goes outside the house. One of the few times was the Jay Leno show. Bradford said the Leno show confrontation occurred on July 20.

“It’ll ring out in history forever,” she said. [School books are being revised as we speak.]

“My gosh it was like the Hindenburg,” said Bradford, not shy with her similes. “Basically like Colin’s people tried to describe, it was nothing like that, how it happened in real life.” Bradford said her whole purpose for being in the audience was to get Farrell served for his upcoming court case with her.

“I found the proper jurisdiction and everything’s ready to go,” she said. “The window of opportunity was, literally, the Jay Leno Show as well his Miami Vice premier. Either, or, I hired a private eye to get it done.” Carolla asked about the fact of that incident being cut out of the show’s tape.

“I’ve requested all media to demand Jay Leno to release the tape,” said Bradford. “He knows it’s a smoking gun and it’s by no means what everyone is thinking it is. I didn’t have sweat pants on. I looked fabulous, okay. I had no idea I was actually going to be on the show. Asked if Farrell made contact with her, Bradford said he had his arms all around her.

“And he was whispering in my ear by the time we walked off the stage.” Carolla thought that Bradford was escorted off the stage. Bradford indicates, no.

“Colin Farrell and I had a rendezvous, basically- by the time we walked off the stage we looked like we were walking to the park or something. By the time I actually got to the stage, it was supposed to create a distraction for a moment or two while Doug ran on to the stage to serve him.” Not knowing the story, Carolla asked why Bradford was serving him.

“From 2004 to 2005, six months Colin Farrell was actually a friend of mine,” explained Bradford. “We were cool and he was hanging in New York at the time waiting to come over to LA to promote Alexander. We were on the phone every day.”

“You had a sexual relationship with him? Carolla asked Bradford.

“No, I was more so his Dr. Phil,” Bradford answered. “We never had sex. I’ve never seen his thing. Colin called me every minute of every day from when he was in the shower, before he got into the shower, after he got out of the shower, at the pubs; even when he had some groupies over giving him sexual favors. I became his mommy, his poppy…”

Further explained, it was pointed out that Farrell would allegedly call Bradford for advice about famous women he was dating.

“He tells about Angelina Jolie, Britney Spears- and there’s a very interesting story about what Britney Spears did to him,” Bradford adds. “Fifteen minutes into meeting him, she took a ride on the lollipop- something nasty. The serious side of it, too, is that Colin doesn’t care. For you chicks out there, Colin doesn’t even consider the groupies he has sex with. He does not care. He does not number you. He doesn’t remember you. He only really counts the celebrity chicks that he’s had.”

Bradford kept insisting that she and Farrell were never intimate but had agreed to meet Bradford when he got into LA. But in the mean time, Bradford’s claiming that she filed a small claims issue as well as a police report.

“He turned into a maniac- a dark, twisted puppy on my phone line,” says Bradford. “People try to think it’s some cute, Hollywood chi-chi thing because he’s making $10 million a movie. But imagine this being a pizza delivery boy. And he’s someone on your phone line to where you shudder to hear your phone ring because this idiot’s calling you.” Bradford claims Farrell would be drunk, disrespectful and out of his mind.

Bradford said Farrell would go into tirades and call her a bitch.

Bradford’s also alleged to have had an S&M romp with Alec Baldwin and Carolla asked if that were true.

“That’s what started it all,” said Bradford. “It’s Alec Baldwin’s fault that I’m suing Colin Farrell for $10 million. Alec Baldwin is actually the one that I wrote the book about that I actually did meet and fornicated with back 2002. When I wrote the book I didn’t know a thing about calling the AP wire or press releases. I wrote that book and self-published it myself.”

“From looking at the cover it’s very professional,” Carolla commented sarcastically. Bradford said Baldwin was book-worthy and that Farrell is a tragedy.

Bradford went on to say that her relationship with Baldwin got pretty intense.

“It was regular boy-meets-girl,” she went on to say, noting that she used to live about five blocks away from where El Dorado Pictures, Baldwin’s production studios, are in Santa Monica.

“In 2002 walking my dog and looking fabulous, again, it was the first time I had a hair weave- I was feeling extra confident that day. He came out of his little garage-thing. He drove up the street, did a double-take at the red light, came back around, parked the car, came up to me and did the whole hiya doing, you know who I am-thing.”

According to Bradford if Baldwin has a problem with any of her story he can sue her and serve her on Jay Leno.

“Or maybe he’ll have his brother run ya over,” Carolla mused. “He’ll drive his car into your apartment, ‘I don’t care what floor it’s on.'”

Bradford’s account is that she and Baldwin wound up going back to her place.

“I decided I wanted to ride the magic mountain and see what I can do, see what my sex appeal can bring out in him,” she said. “I didn’t know he had a certain thing for being punished. I don’t know if I can say the words.” Bradford said beyond words and demeaning behavior, it turned into much more.

“Because of my cute, young girl-thing he got turned on over the fact that I actually took control- I brought out that animalistic thing and that’s why I would up doing that thing I did to him in that special area.” Meaning of which, Bradford fucked Baldwin in the ass with a strap-on.

“To his credit he was a great lover,” says Bradford. “And he wasn’t fat at the time.”

Bradford said she also had a bombshell announcement.

“Now Colin Farrell has admitted that he knows me,” Bradford continued. “He calls me an old flame that wants him back. First of all I don’t want Colin Farrell back.”

According to Bradford, Farrell’s been under the impression that he could just “P.R.-it” away. Bradford started rambling but basically to say that she launched an investigation against Farrell’s whole legal staff because they were allegedly conspiring to conjure up documents to say he didn’t know her.

“He lied and he signed his name to a declaration in Federal court,” Bradford insists. “The feds don’t like you lying to him.” By now Carolla realized he had a fruitcake on his hands.

“If I was Colin or Alec I would have pooled money and put a hit on you a long time ago,” said Carolla.

“He tried to,” said Bradford. “I have a police report- he sent people to my house when it was a small claims issue. He threatened me. I have the text messages. He said I’m going to send people to f-you up. Two days later he sent people to my house. They were banging on my door. The cops caught them crouching in my stairwell. This is a very serious situation. It was a malicious attempt to get me out of the media.”

By this time Carolla said it was necessary to take a break and that there were gentlemen with butterfly nets waiting for Bradford out in the lobby.