Porn Valley- Once you dig through the verbage, the Details Magazine piece on Hollywood Hookers hardly unearths anything you didn’t already know or might have guessed.

Astounding fact #1: “Several entertainment high rollers say they combat this possibility [i.e., ordering a girl online who doesn’t match up to her picture in person] by hiding near their front doors and spying on the girls as they ring the doorbell. If she looks good, they’ll let her in; otherwise they’ll just let her buzz.” Here’s a better idea. Be man enough to confront her by telling her she’s a fraud.

Astounding fact #2: Quoting someone named Adam- “Most men in the entertainment business who have money will find themselves dabbling in hookers, just because they can.” Whoa.

The only facts that remain intersting in an essentially padded article are the ones about Nici’s Girls’ Miichelle Braun who left the company a year ago. Braun claims there’s an imminent book deal about her life as an “agent”. Braun’s lawyer is Donald Etra, a Yalie Skull and Bones brother of George Bush. The FBI is reportedly investigating Braun but would neither confirm nor deny; and that www.nicisgirls.com is up for sale.