Porn Valley- In the land of the preposterous, Metro contract director Bridgette Kerkove may be the reigning monarch. In recent allegations, Kerkove, who has chewed up three attorneys in the last 70 days during an ugly divorce proceeding, has charged her ex-husband Skeeter Kerkove with a range of crimes from sexual assault to ripping tags off of mattresses. On top of it all, Metro contract director Kekove is now claiming that Skeeter Kerkove killed the mother of his oldest son. Skeeter Kerkove is currently under investigation for allegedly disposing of a woman he hasn’t seen in 14 years.
Metro contract director Bridgette Kerkove reported the incident to the Los Angeles Police Dept. detectives and The Department of Children Family Services. In turn Skeeter, who hasn’t seen the woman since she allegedly took off for Hawaii with a surfer named Joe, provided the DCFS the correct spelling of the woman’s first, middle and last name; date of birth and social security number. Other than that he could provide no further details.
The missing woman is Shalaura Lee Hartwell. Her DOB is 7/7/66. Her maiden name is Lack. Hartwell’s first name at birth was Laura but she subsequently changed it. In their four years together, including vacations and Kerkove family get togethers, Skeeter Kerkove was never introduced to Hartwell’s parents nor any other members of her family. Kerkove and Hartwell never officially married, although Hartwell got pregnant. The last time Kerkove saw Hartwell was right before his son’s second birthday. Hartwell, who was having a problem with substance abuse at the time, left Kerkove for a surfer named Joe who lived with his grandmother.
The Hartwell charges are just a small portion of those made by Metro contract director Kerkove against her husband throughout their turbulent years together.
Two years ago on June 11, 2003, Bridgette Kerkove filed a police report against Skeeter at the Devonshire Police station. Neither Metro contract director Kerkove nor Skeeter had been in each other’s company for a week. However Metro contract director Kerkove and her mother Debbie Felkel told police that Skeeter Kerkove came into Kerkove’s rented town home at the time and made death threats- that he would kill her, cut her up and would bury her. Kerkove said Skeeter also assaulted her, offering her face as proof. Coincidentally, Metro contract director Kerkove just received plastic surgery the same day from Dr. Randall Higbee Hayworth in Beverly Hills. On that day, Metro contract director Bridgette Kerkove was getting an upper lip reduction which required cutting, stitches and fat injection into her nose. Prior to that operation Kerkove, from 1999 to 2002, had three separate nose jobs from three different plastic surgeons along with two different breast jobs. Work had been done on her lips on three different occasions as well. Kerkove also had what’s known as a fat buckle pad removal which is having the fat removed from your cheeks for a more sucked in look.
When Skeeter was interviewed by detectives, he handed them the plastic surgeon’s card. After making some phone calls, detectives told Skeeter he was free to go.
Skeeter asked what the beef was about. He was told he had to speak to his wife. Later, Metro contract director Bridgette Kerkove pulled into the Sin City parking lot. Skeeter was having a smoke and Bridgette Kerkove was in tears telling him that he was going to hate her. “My mom convinced me that you were going to do all these terrible things and we went and filed the police report.” Metro contract director Bridgette Kerkove then admitted to the Devonshire police that she was high on Vicodin and other painkillers when she filed the report and that her mother Debbie Felkel had convinced her to do it.