Of course it takes her a little longer to get to sets what with the horse and buggy.

from www.asylum.com – Wednesday morning’s [wrong, guys, it was Tuesday] episode of “The Howard Stern Show” featured a 20-year-old adult film star named Emma, who claims to be an escapee from a Pennsylvania Amish community.

Internet search engines buckled under the pressure of this immediate sensation, who is currently one of the most-searched-for fantasy babes of the Web right now, according to Salon.

Emma told Stern that she left the Amish community at the age of 18, as stipulated under the terms of her Rumspringa. Instead of going back, though, she immediately bought a cell phone and hooked up with her four secular sisters, all of whom were enjoying our decadent and depraved American lifestyle.

When Stern’s sidekick Robin Quivers asked how up-to-date with modern technologies Emma is, the model replied that she knew how to use the Internet. “I have one at home,” she claimed.

Emma told the famed disc jockey that she didn’t think of her “nude modeling” gig as porn, although, after further consideration, maybe she went a bit overboard.

“I don’t wanna do it again,” she says. “Well, I feel like it just went a little too far that time … I’m OK with it for now. Like, I’m OK with it for it to be on the Web — but that’s not what I wanna do for the rest of my life.”

By the way, the New American Pinup site is selling her panties, which come packaged by a man named “Brian Johnson.”

Johnson claims to put a pair of her undies, some pie, and a signed photo of the artist formerly known as Emma in a delicious $40 gift box. You can order that (at your own risk) here.

In the meantime, we should take bets as to how long she can keep this act up before an ex-boyfriend from Texas shows up on “Good Morning America” with her public school yearbook photo.

from www.marksfriggin.com – Howard said that they have this girl Emma coming in. She’s an Amish girl. Howard said he was just learning from Gary about how it’s a religious thing. He didn’t know much about being Amish. Howard said she’s been excommunicated from the Amish because of what she’s been doing.

Howard had Emma come in and said that she was looking very cute. He said that what she’s wearing would get her kicked out.

Howard said Emma is 20 and she quit being Amish when she was 18. They talked about the Amish thing and this Rumspringa thing that they do. That’s where they let their kids go out in the real world to see if that’s what they want.

Howard said that Emma can go home but she can’t sit at the same table to eat dinner with them. Emma told Howard that’s what they call excommunicating. She said that they can’t drive with her and she can’t sit at the table with them.

Howard asked how the elders know she’s not sneaking up and sitting at the table with them. She said they don’t know unless they sneak up on them.

Howard asked Emma if she tried to sit at the table. Emma said she knows they won’t allow it so she just sits at her own small table next to them. Howard asked if she harbors resentment toward them because they don’t just say fuck it and have her sit there with them. She said it is frustrating sometimes but that’s just the way it is. She said she respects her parents for what they believe.

Howard asked what being Amish means. She said they don’t have electricity. Howard asked what they do for light at night. She said they have candles and oil lights. She said that some people just go to sleep when it gets dark. Howard said that back in the old days being Amish was like being anyone else with that kind of living. Howard said it’s very easy to prove now.

Howard asked why electricity is bad. Emma said she’s not sure why. She said she doesn’t even question it. Howard said they might be right because they say that Wi-Fi might cause cancer and things like that. Howard said it must be weird growing up without that stuff though.

Howard asked Emma how they wash their clothes. She said they have a machine that runs by oil. She said she’s not sure why oil is okay though. Howard said the rules seem to be very random.

Howard asked if they have to pray every day. Emma said they do. Howard said that she must be very sexual with that hot body of her’s. Howard asked if she was looking forward to that Rumspringa thing so she could go out and find out about the real world. She said she was.

Howard asked Emma if she masturbated when she was growing up. She said that she didn’t but she did get curious. Howard asked if she hooked up with a dude. She said she did that at 17. She said the other guy was an Amish kid. Howard asked if she dressed up sexy for the guy. She thinks she was in her Amish dress. She didn’t remember.

Howard asked if Emma’s parents knew she was going to leave the Amish thing. She said they kind of knew because she was hanging out with her English sisters a lot. She said that she has four sisters who left so she was with them. They have four aunts who left too. Howard wondered why they leave. She said there are a lot who leave these days.

Howard asked what she did when she went to this Rumspringa thing. Emma said she got a cell phone first thing. She said that was great. Howard asked if Amish people are allowed to use tampons. She said they are but not years ago. She said they just accept some of that stuff randomly.

Howard said he thought they weren’t allowed to use anything modern and a tampon is modern. Robin said she’s amazed they have a machine that washes clothes.

Will Murray grew up around the Amish so he came in and told Howard about that. He said they’re allowed to use phones but not in the house. They have phone booths at the end of their roads. He said they can have wheels but not with rubber tires.

Howard asked if it’s true that there’s a lot of in breeding in the Amish. Emma said she’s not sure about that. Howard asked if she has had a lot of guys. She said she’s had about 7. Howard asked if the parents knew about that. Emma said she didn’t think they did. Howard asked if she was ever paddled or anything like that. She said she wasn’t.

Howard asked if Emma is allowed to shave her bush. She said she thinks they’re allowed to. She said they did anyway. She said she shaved her legs and everything. Howard asked if she used a razor. She said they are allowed to do that. Howard asked how they know to shave their bush. Emma said it just gets in the way and you just want to get rid of it.

Howard asked Emma how she found out about TV and things like that. Emma said her sisters had left already when she was 7 or 8 so she’d get to see TV with them. She said it was very hard to go home after that. Howard asked if she knew who J-Lo was. She said she didn’t. She still didn’t know who she was. Howard said Jennifer Lopez and she knew who she was then. Howard asked if she got to watch Full House and shows like that. She said she watched Family Guy and comedies like that. She said she saw King of Queens.

Howard asked Emma what she wears to her parents house. She said she wears what she wants to but she has to wear a dress or long pants. She can’t wear shorts. She said she’s just showing respect for them.

Howard asked Emma if she would ever got back to that life. She said she wouldn’t. Howard said they do have some nice qualities. Emma said she does miss some things.

Howard said Emma is selling her panties online. She said that her photographer, Brian, is doing that. Howard asked how long she wears the panties before selling them. She said she had no idea. She said that he just put it on there so she doesn’t know the details yet.

Howard said that Emma would be having lots of kids if she was still Amish. She said she probably would. Howard asked Emma if she’s a model. She said she wants to become one. Howard said the web site seems to be kind of porno. She said she is naked on there but that’s not what she wants to do. Emma said that it is paying the bills.

Howard asked Emma what she is doing on the web site. He asked if she’s showing everything. She said that she does and she spreads her legs. She didn’t seem to know what he was saying when he said ”vagine” to her. She said that she does show things. Howard said it is porn then. She said that she doesn’t want to do it again. She said she felt she went too far that time. Emma said she doesn’t want to do that again.

Howard asked Emma if she’s okay with it. She said she is for now but that’s not what she wants to do for the rest of her life. She said she wants to model and hang out. Her boyfriend is an iron worker. Howard asked if the Amish have to pay taxes. She said they do. Howard said it’s only certain kinds of taxes though.

Howard said they have a picture of Emma up on his web site. Her web site is NewAmericanPinup.com. He asked if she has seen the web site yet. She said she has but she’s not sure what goes on there. She said she’ll be making money off of the selling of her panties.

Howard asked if she’s masturbating now. She said she doesn’t. Emma said she just lets her guy give it to her. Gary came in and said that they sell Shoe Fly Pie and a pair of her panties. That’s how she’s making money. Howard said that he wanted to see her dress. She stood up and she showed off her ass in the dress. Howard said it was all cut up. She said that it was from Sassy Assy.

Howard asked if they learned anything about the Amish. Robin said that no one seemed to know much about it today. She said even Emma didn’t know much about it and she is Amish. Howard asked if her sisters look like her. She said one does. Emma said one looks like Sarah Jessica Parker.

Howard asked Emma how she found out about him. She said that her web site guy told her about him. She said that her parents never heard of him. She said that her father does hear radio once in a while but that’s against the rules. She said that he’s in a car so he can’t really avoid it. She said that he has a driver because he’s not allowed to drive. Howard said that’s like the Jews who hire people to turn the lights on and off for them. Howard said he could do that. Emma said she can’t even drive her parents because she’s been shunned by the community.

Howard said he can’t imagine the people shunning her just for leaving. He had some fun doing a weird accent and talking about not being able to wash his panties and being able to sell them.

Robin asked if they have indoor plumbing. Emma said they did. Howard said that’s weird that they can have plumbing but not electricity. Howard asked if they have a stove. She said they do and it runs off of propane. She said some run on oil. Howard said they have to churn their own butter though, right? Emma said they don’t have to. They can go buy it from the store too.

Howard asked Emma if she’s living in an apartment. She said that it’s a ranch house out in Pennsylvania. Howard said it must be kind of cool watching TV at home. Emma said she can do what she wants and she really enjoys it.

Emma said she lost her job. She got fired because of the web site and that she was coming to the show. She said she was a waitress. Howard said she’s being shunned everywhere. She said they were crazy there. They were Mennonites. Howard asked when she’s going to get with some normal people. She said that they told her she was good at being a waitress too. She said someone from the tattoo shop down the road may have told someone at the restaurant.

Howard said the shunning is like shaming people and it’s just wrong. He said he doesn’t agree with trying to guilt someone who is just trying to live her life.

Howard asked Emma if her parents have begged her to come back. She said that they did when she first left. Robin asked if she’s happy now. She said that she is and she’d be happier if she was into modeling. She said that she’ll just wear high heels if she’s not tall enough. Howard said it’s not easy to get into. He said it’s only for a select few people.

Howard said Emma seems a little depressed. She said she’s fine. Howard said he’ll call the authorities if she’s doing this against her will. She said she’s fine.

Howard asked if she ever saw any black people in her neighborhood. She said that there are no black Amish but they did have neighbors who were black. There were no Jews around either. Robin asked if anyone can come in and learn the religion. Emma said they can. She was telling Howard that they use nails and nail guns when they build their barns but Howard thought they weren’t allowed to. Robin was confused by the whole thing.

Howard asked Emma if she smokes weed or does anal. She said she doesn’t like anal. She doesn’t smoke weed. Emma said she likes spanking and hair pulling though. She said she loves oral too. She said she likes giving and taking it.

Howard asked Emma if she’s ever had her ass licked. She said she hasn’t. Howard told her that Robin loves it. He was shocked that no one had tried it yet. Howard said he would do it with her. Emma said she’s sure he would.

Robin asked how she met her boyfriend. She said it was through her sister. Howard asked about her anal experience. She said that it hurt too much and she had to stop. Howard said Robin took it all in without lubrication. Howard asked if the guy used lubrication because Robin didn’t. Emma thinks he did.

Howard told Emma to go on America’s Next Top Model or something. She said she was thinking about doing that. Howard told her to give it a try.

Howard told Emma she should try going to some modeling agencies. She hasn’t had a chance to do that yet. Howard said she should look into it while she’s there in NYC. Howard said she needs an agent or something. She said she knows she does. She does have a head shot. Howard told her to get that out there.

Howard told Emma she has nice boobs even though they’re not big. He told her not to get implants when she said she was thinking about it. Howard said he likes them just the way they are. He said that models don’t have implants.

Howard asked Emma if she goes to clubs and just dances her ass off. She said she used to but not now. She said when she was Rumspringing she was doing that. Howard asked how she learned to dance. Emma did that on her own. Howard gave Emma another plug and said they should use smaller panties than they have on the web site. He said she should stick to a thong. Howard told her to keep her image clean too. He said she has to do that if she wants to be a model.

Howard asked if she knows what guys are going to do with her panties. She said she never thought about that. Howard said that guys are probably going to sniff them and whack off on them. Howard told her to stick to selling panties and not bother with Playboy. He told her to get out there and try to get the modeling thing going while she’s young though.

Howard took a call from Sam Simon who said that the Amish have puppy mills and that’s their biggest industry. He said that the dogs are kept in the cruelest conditions too. Emma said her family didn’t do that. Howard said that they did keep Emma locked up though. Howard said she left because she didn’t want to be in those conditions. Sam said he feels bad for her. Sam said that you can Google it and find out more about that. Howard was about to hang up on Sam but he told him to wait and then asked if he had any games to play. Howard let Sam go a short time later.

A caller said that there was a shooting in Emma’s town and he wondered if she was part of that. She said she didn’t know about that.

Gary came in and told Howard about some of the weird rules the Amish have. He said they have rules about their buggies and whether or not they’re covered.

Howard said that Emma is hot and that’s the most important thing. Emma said that her sister knows what’s going on with her but it’s going to be hard to tell the rest of her family. Robin asked if her sisters are still religious. She said they still go to church.

Howard gave Emma some more plugs and wrapped up with her. He found out that she’s engaged but Howard said that she’ll probably get married and have a couple of kids and then the modeling thing will go out the window. Emma said she doesn’t want to have any kids. She said she has a doll that’s her kid. Howard asked if she thinks she’s going to go to hell for eternity for doing this. She said she doesn’t believe that at all. She said that it’s all manmade rules. Howard said that dress is man made too. He told her to keep in touch and then wrapped up and said they learned absolutely nothing about being Amish. Howard went to break a short time later.