Wide receiver Hank Baskett couldn’t cut it with the Philadelphia Eagles. So what do the Eagles do after Baskett and his Playmate wife Kendra Wilkinson decided to move their home from LA to Philly? They cut him.
But no fear. Hammerin’ Hank landed with the Indianapolis Colts, and we’ll be rooting for him Monday night when Indy play Miami. We’re also hoping that by being married to a Playmate, Baskett will keep both feet on the ground in-bounds and won’t wind up a mental case like another former member of the Philly athletic corps, one Darren Daulton. “Dutch” a former catcher with the Phillies was married briefly to Playboy chick Lynne Austin.
The most famous incident involving Dutch but one never related on the back of his baseball card was that on May 7, 1991, he was riding in a red Mercedes-Benz SL500 driven by teammate Lenny Dykstra. Traveling at high speed, they crashed into a tree in Radnor Township, PA after attending a bachelor party for teammate John Kruk. Dykstra suffered broken ribs, collarbone, and a broken facial bone while Daulton injured his eye and had a broken facial bone. From there it was pretty much downhill for Dutch who ended his career with the Florida Marlins but won a World Series ring.
More importantly to the story, Daulton, according to Wikipedia, holds a series of beliefs related to conspiracies, metaphysics, and numerology. He maintains that the universe is created and sustained by numerical synchronicities, and that all matter is charged with vibrational energy, which has escaped human perception because it is extradimensional in origin.
He believes that those who are conscious of this energy can manipulate it to affect reality in different ways, such as altering the weather. He also believes that the pyramids and Mayan temples were created by a lost civilization, and that people with knowledge of the workings of the system will “ascend” at the conclusion of the Mayan calendar on Dec. 21, 2012, at 11:11 a.m. (Greenwich Mean Time), vanishing into a new plane of existence. He once claimed in a televised interview with ESPN that he has “skipped through time” and undergone “astral travel” and will “blast into space.”
Daulton has authored a book on metaphysics and numerology, titled “If They Only Knew,” published in 2007. In the book he discusses numerous aspects of metaphysics, referencing experts in the field, and his personal experiences.
Naturally, I’ve channeled Dutch to come up with my picks this weekend. Meanwhile, here’s Sean from www.pornlegends.com with his, followed by the AdultyFYI pool picks:
Sean writes: Atlanta over Carolina – Sean Salisbury said he likes the Falcons by 10 and sexting his dick to co-workers. It appears he likes showing off his shortcomings.
Washington over St. Louis – Uncle Gene said I should take the Skins just before he clocked me with a chair. Before I passed out I heard him shouting, “write it again.”
Arizona over Jacksonville – OJ said he expects the Cardinals to bounce back and says it’s difficult to search for Nicole and Ron’s killer from prison.
Oakland over Kansas City – Rocco Siffredi likes the Raiders by 3 and asked if I had Lou Sirkin’s phone number. I told him to call Fattorosi.
New England over Jets – Heidi Fleiss likes the Pats by 4 and asked if my piss was clean and would I mind peeing in a cup. Anything for a friend.
Tennessee over Houston – Joe Francis likes the Titans by 10 and asked if I could remember a bar he hasn’t been kicked out of.
New Orleans over Philadelphia – Expecting attendance of 35,000 at this year’s Exxxotica NY, the organizers of the event like the Saints to win by 100,000 points.
Green Bay over Cincinnati – Michael Lucas likes the Packers by 14 and tells me that in the Jewish language, “Green Bay” translates to: overweight women that eat too many brats who smell like they’ve had sex in a dumpster.
Minnesota over Detroit – Evil Angel said Brian Pumper likes the Lions. Brian said that statement isn’t true: he’s always loved the Vikings.
Buffalo over Tampa – OJ also said I should take the Bills and that Max Hardcore says “hi.”
Seattle over San Francisco – The world’s most intelligent porn star, AJ Bailey, likes the Seahawks and tells me that making fuck films is a lot easier than all that fancy book learnin’.
Pittsburgh over Chicago – Kendra Wilkinson likes the Steelers by 9 and said Indiana has funny looking palm trees. I hated to tell her that what she was looking at is called corn.
Denver over Cleveland – James Mitchell said he’d tell me the winner if I gave him a bite of my hamburger. I told him to choke on it.
San Diego over Baltimore – Mob rat Vincent Palermo said he likes the Chargers by 6. I told him he can start his own car.
Dallas over Giants – Calvin O’Shay said he likes the Cowboys just before he sprayed me with Lysol.
Indianapolis over Miami – Veronica Rayne said something about the Colts. Sorry, I was too busy staring at her magnificent ass.
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Here’s this week’s schedule followed by the AdultFYI picks:
Sunday: Carolina, Atlanta; Minnesota at Detroit; Cincinnati at Green Bay; Houston at Tennessee; Oakland at Kansas City; New England at New York Jets; New Orleans at Philadelphia; St. Louis at Washington; Arizona at Jacksonville; Tampa Bay at Buffalo; Seattle at San Francisco; Pittsburgh at Chicago; Baltimore at San Diego; Cleveland at Denver; NY Giants at Dallas
Monday: Atlanta at Miami
Scott David from www.sitcums.com [15-1]: Atlanta, Minnesota, Green Bay, Tenn, Oakland, New England, New Orleans, Washington, Jacksonville,
Buffalo, San Francisco, Pittsburgh, Baltimore, Denver, Giants, Indy
Danny from www.FoxxxModeling.com [15-1]: Atlanta, Minnesota, Green Bay, Tenn, KC, New England, New Orleans, Washington, Arizona, Buffalo, Seattle, Pittsburgh, Baltimore, Denver, Giants, Indy
John Gray [14-2]: Atlanta, Minnesota, Green Bay, Tennessee, Oakland, New England, New Orleans, Washington, Arizona, Buffalo, San Francisco, Pittsburgh, Baltimore, Denver, Giants, Indy
Tim Case [14-2]: Atlanta, Minnesota, Green Bay, Tenn, Kansas City, New England, New Orleans, Washington, Jacksonville, Buffalo, Seattle, Pittsburgh, San Diego, Denver, Giants, Indy
Mike Dickinson from www.freespeechrevolution.com [13-3]: Atlanta, Minnesota, Cincinnati, Tenn, Oakland, New England, Philly, Washington, Arizona, Buffalo, Seattle, Pittsburgh, Baltimore, Cleveland, Giants, Indy
Steve from www.magnusxxx.com [13-3]: Atlanta, Minnesota, Green Bay, Tenn, Kansas City, New England, New Orleans, Washington, Jax, Buffalo, San Francisco, Pittsburgh, San Diego, Denver, Dallas, Indy
Kick Ass Chris, www.kickass.com [13-3]: Atlanta, Minnesota, Green Bay, Tenn, Oakland, New England, New Orleans, Washington, Jax, Buffalo, Seattle, Pittsburgh, Baltimore, Denver, Dallas, Indy
0 & 16 Chuck [13-3]: Atlanta, Minnesota, Green Bay, Tenn, Kansas City, New England, Philly, Washington, Jax, Buffalo, SF, Pittsburgh, San Diego, Denver, Dallas, Indy
Steve Seidman [13-3]: Atlanta, Minnesota, Green Bay, Tenn, Kansas City, New England, Philly, Washington, Jax, Buffalo, Seattle, Pittsburgh, San Diego, Denver, Giants, Indy
Karl The Birdman [13-3]: Atlanta, Minnesota, Green Bay, Tenn, Oakland, New England, Philly, Washington, Jacksonville, Buffalo, San Francisco, Pittsburgh, Baltimore, Denver, Giants, Indy
Sean from www.pornlegends.com [13-3]: Atlanta, Minnesota, Green Bay, Tennessee, Oakland, New England, New Orleans, Washington, Arizona, Buffalo, Seattle, Pittsburgh, San Diego, Denver, Dallas, Indy
Kick Ass Ben [12-4]: Atlanta, Minnesota, Green Bay, Houston, KC, New England, New Orleans, St. Louis, Arizona, Tampa Bay, SF, Pittsburgh, Baltimore, Denver, Giants, Indy
Ryan from Jerry’s Deli [12-4]: Atlanta, Minnesota, Green Bay, Tenn, Oakland, New England, New Orleans, Washington, Jax, Buffalo, San Francisco, Pittsburgh, San Diego, Denver, Dallas, Indy
Jeff Mullen, www.allmediaplay.com [12-4]: Atlanta, Minnesota, Green Bay, Tenn, Oakland, New England, New Orleans, Washington, Arizona, Buffalo, San Francisco, Chicago, Baltimore, Denver, Dallas, Miami
Dr. TJ Eckleburg [12-4]: Atlanta, Minnesota, Green Bay, Tenn, Kansas City, New England, New Orleans, Washington, Arizona, Tampa Bay, Seattle, Chicago, Baltimore, Denver, Giants, Indy
Steve Volponi [12-4]: Atlanta, Minnesota, Green Bay, Tenn, Oakland, Jets, New Orleans, Washington, Arizona, Buffalo, Seattle, Chicago, Baltimore, Denver, Giants, Indy
John from www.adultsourcemedia.com [12-4]: Atlanta, Minnesota, Green Bay, Tenn, Kansas City, New England, New Orleans, Washington, Arizona, Buffalo, SF, Pittsburgh, Baltimore, Denver, Giants, Indy
Gene Ross [11-5]: Atlanta, Minnesota, Green Bay, Tennessee, Oakland, New England, New Orleans, Washington, Jacksonville, Buffalo, San Francisco, Pittsburgh, Baltimore, Denver, Dallas, Indy
Billy the Crystal [11-5]: Atlanta, Minnesota, Green Bay, Tenn, Oakland, New England, Philly, Washington, Jax, Buffalo, SF, Pittsburgh, Baltimore, Denver, Oakland, Indy
Sunset Thomas [11-5]: Atlanta, Detroit, Green Bay, Tenn, Kansas City, New England, New Orleans, Washington, Jax, Buffalo, SF, Pittsburgh, Baltimore, Denver, Giants, Indy
Mike Fattorosi [11-5]: Atlanta, Minnesota, Green Bay, Tenn, Kansas City, Jets, Philly, Washington, Arizona, Buffalo, Seattle, Chicago, San Diego, Denver, Oakland, Miami
Brian Wallace [11-5]: Atlanta, Minnesota, Cincy, Tenn, Kansas City, New England, New Orleans, St. Louis, Jax, Buffalo, Seattle, Chicago, Baltimore, Denver, Dallas, Indy