Porn Valley- There are many ways for a man to take it up the ass- alimony is one. This is another- which forms the basis of a new strap-on series called Revenge is a Bitch from Kick Ass Pictures, www.kickasspictures.com

In the scenario, Dusty and Cody are a loving American couple who employ a Russian house cleaner named Katia. And right there you’ve got the makings of a modern re-make of Dr. Zhivago not even considering minuscule details like national revolutions, frozen tundras, drunken horse doctors, or other things of a rigid, Bolshevik nature.

Actually Katia is a nice lady, and a product of Travis Nestor’s agency It Models, www.itmodels.com

But she’s hardly what you’d describe as a house wrecker. However…

Dusty comes home one afternoon and finds Katia and Cody in romantic Cossack throes on the living room couch. Dusty freaks out and threatens to fire Katia. Being flinty and used to the back alleys of life, Katia is hearing none of this. And now Dusty is receiving a stern lecture and an earful on female empowerment.

His threats are fairly much dismissed. Seeing that he’s getting nowhere with the force of argument, Dusty figures, what the fuck, he’s always wanted to take it in the keister from a Russian house cleaner. This is all news to Cody, and she, too, wants in on some of the man-ass action.

Katia, a tallish languid brunette who’s accent is thick as she’s exotic and sexual, just moved to Los Angeles recently from New York. Katia’s also a physically fit dame who employs boot camp-style workouts to tax her Baltic blood. But this doesn’t stop her from indulging her passion for cinnamon cakes. And Katia pretty much went through a whole box of them on the set recently.

But said location where all this was taking place was another matter, entirely. The owner cooked fish the night before but left the windows shut. So when the Kick Ass crew arrived the following morning, they were greeted by the stifling smell of morning heat and an overcrowded pet store.

Dusty and Cody a real life husband and wife had advertised their availability on Craigslist which has become the go-to source for couples seeking to share some offbeat sexual fantasy.

Which doesn’t dismiss the fact that you’ll come up with an occasional stiff, embalmed bon vivants, a few nutcases, and, if you were to believe, drama kings. One such gent was booked awhile back to do a scene with Roxy DeVille and get it in the ass.

On set he starts talking about how he dolls up like a woman and strolls down the street like Marilyn Monroe to see if the cops will roust him. Roxy gave him her classic look. And when it was suggested from others listening to the story, that he might want to cool it with the unusual candor, the guy took offense. He packed his bags and stormed off set.

Dusty and Cody, on the other hand, are quite accessible and have performed in several amateur videos. So they’ve had a little experience in front of the camera. Because Dusty had only done anal one other time with Cody, his nerves began kicking in once he got on set and his asshole puckered up a bit.

But it’s porn and anything can happen. Like when the two suitase pimps dropped in unannounced in an attempt to make their female companion an instant star. Didn’t bother Dusty’s concentration one bit especially when his anus began quivering with exultation and his mind began wandering through the billowy fields of acquiescent sex.

True Zen ignores pimps.