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Fun at the Porn Stars Ball: After a Dead Man’s Found at LAX, A Guy Tries Committing Suicide in Denver

Denver- Tony Batman writes in: After the strange start with the death at the airport, one might think it couldn’t get any stranger on a two day trip, but it did.

The La Boheme people have been great to everyone during the event so far, we are in one of those swanky, hip, hotels in downtown Denver and it’s a great place to be..

Of course smoking is outside only, so I head out the front lobby for a cigarette and I just happen to time it right to see several fire trucks and police vehicles going by the hotel. Not an uncommon sight for those of us living in Los Angeles, but they just so happen to stop at the end of the street the hotel is on and make a roadblock at the corner…

I quickly walk down to the action area and what do you know, a man is on a rooftop threatening to jump and kill himself. The firemen scurry to the top, set up the ladder truck and after a bit of drama, the man………… Runs the other way, escapes the police and vanishes from the scene, He did not jump, but we do not know if he is still alive because he escaped..

On a more festive note, the girls have starting arriving in Denver,(there are over 44 scheduled) and we spent last night at the club.

Their Big bikini contest went on, 30 contestants going for $10,000 in cash and prizes.. Ron Jeremy to the mic to emcee the contest and several Playboy models and execs were judges, along with Dave Michaels of the Lee Network.

Shane’s World contract Star and fireplug, Casey Parker and Myself were in charge of the reaction interviews during the contest. You know the ones… “You just got off stage, you were almost naked in front of thousands of people for the first time, How do you feel? Do you think you have what it takes to win?” and things like that.

All goes as planned as the night winds up, we are treated very well by he club staff and most of the beautiful girls they had on hand to house dance.. ( Insert “Ill Make Ya Famous Joke Here”) but as the night ended we all got in cars and began to scour the downtown Denver area for a good breakfast place that could handle the egos and very spirited attitudes we were now sporting.

I don’t need to go on and on to any of you that have been a bit too loud at closing time but, we were escorted out of two, not one but two, local all night local diners before we ended up completely taking over the local Denny’s, which happened to be right next to the Denver Broncos Stadium.

(There was talk of walking over and running on the field, Thank goodness, the Denny’s staff got our food out quickly and detoured our minds)…Since this has been such a surreal trip, of course the story can not end here….

One of the visiting club Managers from Texas was having a birthday and since he took advantage of all of his birthday drinks and finished every one of them with enthusiasm, he could not decide what he wanted from the late night Denny’s menu..

If you have been in this situation before you already know what happened next, But for those of you who haven’t, here we go… Let me recreate the ordering process as best as I can remember..” Waitress, I don’t know what I want, but I’m hungry”

Waitress Reply: “Shall I give you more time to decide?” Birthday boy holding up a Special Platinum American Express Card with no limit, “No, Just bring us one of everything.”

Waitress reply: ” A meal for everyone?”, Owner of a $500 Denny’s bill: ” No just keep bringing one of everything until we cant eat anymore.”

I don’t even have time to tell you about the car ride home, but 7 grown men filled to the brim with that great Denny’s food, all fit into a E class Mercedes….

I’ll tell you more later… I have to go walk off a few leg cramps

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