Mickey Skee writes on www.examiner.com: From “Bi Love Lucy” to “Attack of the 50-foot Tranny” to “Bi-Tanic: The Ship Where Everyone Goes Down,” these bisexual porn titles are hysterical, some are silly, some of them are banned, some are hard to find, but the titles alone will make you giggle.
They’re not necessarily the best adult films, although some of them will get your juices flowing no matter what your persuasion. The names alone should drag a grin across your lips.
“Attack of the 50-Foot Tranny”
While leaving a party, Christy is spirited away by a spaceship and undergoes a sexual transformation of massive proportions. Now she can exact a nasty revenge on her cheating husband and her best girl friend who’ve both betrayed her.
“Bi Claudius”
Seize her, seize him! Let my people come! Romans are impaling Romans, guys are going Greek. Hail viewers: see the costumes, hear the oratories, swallow big swords, witness lots of debauchery. The rest, after all, is history. Long-schlonged Vince Harrington lets us see what the gods have under their robes.
“Bi Dream of Genie”
Randi Hart plays a ditzy meddling genie who with the blink of an eye can get the gardener to go down on her hunky boyfriend and service her as well.
“Bi Love Lucy”
Latino stud Dicky is cast in a porn video, but his wife — that wacky red-head Lucy — decides she’s going to give adult videos a try for herself. This is as grotesque as it seems, and it’s been banned by the Ball estate, so if you find it, you’re lucky.
“The Bi-Sex Project”
Three couples disappear into the world of bisexuality, seeking the biggest cocks ever. Two months later, their footage is found. See, there’s a reason for shaky, poorly-shot scenes in adult videos after all.
“Bi-Tanic – The Ship Where Everyone Goes Down”
Talk about iceberg-interruptus! Filmed surreptitiously on the Queen Mary in period costume, this vid is equipped with mini-ship effects and over-the-top dialogue. Follow Rosebud as she’s torn between an entire shipload of lovers.
“The Bi Valley”
Drag diva Lana Luster plays the Barbara Stanwyck role as the Widow Tartley who rustles up studs to satisfy her three rather horny children.
“Gilligan’s Bi-Land”
In this one, see what really went on among the castaways, and Ginger, played by bi director Karen Dior, has a big surprise between her legs for the little buddy!
“Goosed – A Bisexual Fairy Tale”
These fractured fairy tales take a look at Jack Sprat, Bo Peep and three men rub-a-dub-dubbing in a tub. Boy Blue isn’t so little anymore. Peter Peter eats more than pumpkins and see how Nimble that Jack can really be. There are two sequels.
“The Hills Have Bis”
Trash meets class when Chi Chi LaRue and her lesbie lover Moist Towelette drive into Beverly Hills – with the boys in the trunk — to meet their new in-laws. Sharon Kane and Chi Chi LaRue go at it (not sexually, but in a great cat fight), and their caviar-spitting is side-splitting.
“Night of the Living Bi-Dolls”
Steve Rambo and Sam Crockett battle the undead along with Sharon Kane who plays three roles in this, including a vain dead actress who’s face keeps peeling off. At the tail end, the zombie who devours Sharon’s left breast is well, me! I was visiting her on the set that day.
“Valley of the Bi Dolls”
Sharon Kane plays the drugged-out Ceily Fontana in this brilliant musical spoof that also stars porn legend Gloria Leonard. There’s even a better sequel, “Revenge of the Bi Dolls.” Both have become bi porn classics.