Simp writes to Jeff Steward on www.xxxporntalk.com: Pardon me if I’m out of line, but shouldn’t you copyright the audio from Aurora Snow’s horrific ‘Gag Factor 5’ scene? It is becoming a pop cultural icon for free, what with Howard Stern playing it everyday and people downloading it as a ringtone on their cellphone (see maddrew’s post in ‘Website Talk’ where it’s unforgivably misidentified as Julie Night with real duck accompanyment).

Personally, I think you are pure evil and I’d like to drive a stake through your heart for orchestrating that monumentally disturbing, preserved-for-posterity crime against a prototypical America’s sweetheart, but like the current political American mindset I feel good business advice trumps all that sort of moral handwringing nonsense. Well, that isn’t totally true. I’d also like to thank you as I drive the stake through your heart, then drive the motherfucker through my own.

Jeff writes back: Once again Simp proves to have his finger on the pulse of the industry.The funny thing is Tony [Malice] is working on making Gag Factor ringtones a reality. We hope to have them available sometime very soon.