Porn Valley- from the nationalledger.com: Dustin Diamond will soon have his own porn tape on the web. The actor that played Screech now has a sex tape. A preview of the tape is already online and once it is released certainly Dustin Diamond will be starring in the full length XXX video.
It sounds as if it will be for sale – but rest assured – once it is out there it will be put on the web. Who would buy this thing anyway? The whole thing is a joke and Jay Leno poked fun at Diamond on Thursday that Screech could ruin the online porn industry.
Expect more jokes to follow suit.
This is Screech we are talking about – right? But the joke may be on Screech he has a new gig and they are not certain about the tape and the promotion.
Diamond likely knew that his sex tape was set to hit the mass media market, according to a report. A company called Globat now has an ad on it’s website that has Dustin Diamond as a spokesman with his picture and a quote “Our nerds do it best and go all night long.
That should send double entendres are flowing.
TMZ has owned the story and give this analysis: According to a source at Globat the Web hosting company that recently hired him to be its spokesman, Screech’s management told them that something “huge” was going to happen next week and that they were “lucky to have him.”
In a statement released to the AOL Entertainment web site, Globat says:
“We signed Dustin Diamond based on his persona as the recognizable lovable nerd. Through talks with his management, we knew they had something big planned — but never expected this! We have not seen or received confirmation from Diamond’s management of the alleged tape. We are reserving any judgment until further information is available.”
Globat.com recently conducted a video and photo shoot with Diamond and was planning on a full launch of Diamond material on their website and sister site DefyingGravity.com. Currently, Globat.com features a picture next to the words, “Our nerds do it best and go all night long!” Another ad features Screech with his pants stuffed and the line, “Our nerds have the biggest packages!”
Diamond’s reps tell TMZ: “At the time of the signing with Globat we were looking for easy ways to help with cross promotion. At the time there were three things that were drawing a lot of attention — the first being the save the house campaign, the second being a televised Showtime comedy appearance and the third is an appearance on the ABC show, ‘The Knights of Prosperity.'”
We’re guessing a sex tape is not what they had in mind.
The company says they are seriously concerned over the recent headlines and is contemplating its next steps, reports TMZ.