Whether he’s having a smackdown in a Las Vegas mens room with Derek from L.A. Direct, or just freezing your blood with a menacing stare, T.T. Boy’s probably the greatest male performer who ever lived.

April 30, T.T. celebrates a birthday which just so happens to be the same day Adolf Hitler committed suicide. Coincidence? We don’t think so.

T.T. began his career in 1989, and by 1995 had gained exemplary P.R. savvy and finesse beyond his years. Although he once addressed women in the industry at large that year, by saying: “You don’t want to work with me. I’ll beat your boyfriends up and spit in your faces,” some took it the wrong way.

Because of his swagger and ability to punch your headlights out, many rumors abound about T.T.

True. Director Jim Enright did a movie featuring T.T. taking a shit while reading Shakespeare.

False. T.T. did not threaten to kill or maim anyone who bought or rent that movie.

Once described as a life support system for a penis, T.T. has now made enough money to support life in the solar system.