Porn Valley- In what constitutes Alana Evans day on adultfyi.com, the comely KSEX, www.ksexradio.com, peejay besides interviewing Shane last night [there’ll be more postings relative to that], was on the Sports Swami show Friday morning. One of the blockbusters coming out of the Swami interview was Alana quoting rumors that Jessica Drake and Evan Stone were getting a divorce.
The Swami who specializes in technically bad audio – i.e., static – produced the consummate award winner for fuzz and hiss, hence we were unable to pick out certain things Evans said. Swami, in his introduction, singled out Evans for her flamboyance and sexual beauty. Swami first asked her about her website, www.alanaevans.com, wanting to know who does all the work. “I’m the boss,” she laughed. “It took me awhile to become the boss.” Evans said she does the art directing, Chris Evan fills all the pages and “the fat hairy guy in the back” takes care of the rest. “He puts it all up.”
Evans said she’s a crazy horndog by nature. “I’ve been an open minded sexual person as long as I can remember.” Evans said she started having sex long before she was of legal age. “I started going to swingers clubs. I started dancing. I really wanted to be a feature dance.” Evans figured the best way to build a name was not from magazines but porn. “It was easy for me and the sex was great. Some of the poeple are a lot of fun.” Evans said she started going crazy and six years later she has yet to feature dance.
Swami, assuming that Evans was in her second marriage, asked how Chris Evans was the right one. Evans said her first man was way too controlling. “With Chris the moment I saw him was love at first sight. I was shooting a porn scene at his father’s house for Anabolic. He was acceptive of the business and interested.” Evans was commenting about their first date but you couldn’t make out what she said other than to say Chris Evans “was a man.”
In the battle for name recognition, Alana laughed about Chris knowing his place. “He’s definitely gotten himself out there with his Playboy shows”, she says. “It can be difficult to deal with the two of us going in our own separate directions. But as much as we can, we try to keep it together as a couple and do things together because it’s much more fun. There isn’t jealousy. The only time I get irritated is if I’m stuck at home and he’s off having all the fun. I’m like, hey, I’m going out! Other than that we really find a good balance.” Swami talked about some of the successful couples in porn including Evan Stone and Jessica Drake. To which Alana said there was gossip in pornoland that Drake and Stone were on the outs and that she was dating Brad Armstrong.
“It’s hard to keep a relationship solid in this business,” said Evans. “No matter who you are, people are envious because everyone wants to be loved; everyone wants that person they can go home to because porn is just sex. It’s just a scene. No matter how much fun it is, it isn’t the emotion of love. There isn’t the attention there. Whenever people what you have, everyone wants a piece.” Evans said by that token she considers Chris great-looking. “He’s gorgeous, great body. He takes care of himself. He totally deals with what I do. He’s completely tolerant of it and he actually enjoys it. So other women go nuts. They want that so bad but it’s impossible to find. I’m lucking.”
Asking perhaps the dumbest question of the year, Swami wondered how ex and love were different. “When I’m being loved,” Alana went on to say, “I’m at home. Nobody else is telling me what to do. I don’t have to worry about someone being able to see the action. When you’re shooting it’s totally different- at least for me. I am a veteran. I am a pro. I’m really aware of what’s going on around me. I want them to get their shot. I want them to look good. Even if I don’t like the guy you won’t be able to tell unless the camera turns off and I say a couple of smart comments,” she laughs.
“It’s all about the show,” she continued. “When we’re at home we can relax. It’s a totally different thing.” Evans was quick to admit that there is chemistry in the work environment. “But there’s chemistry when you’re physically attracted to someone, anyway. There’s that little spark. After you do the scene, most of the time that little spark goes away.”
Evans was asked if she’s ever been tempted to stray. “Of course,” she laughed. “There are days when Chris are fighting and not getting along; he’s telling me to get out. I’m definitely looking at my options.” Evans, however, to be totally honest Evans said a lot of the guys in the business are misogynists.
“They’re really degrading to a lot of the girls because of what they have to do,” Evans continued. “To be a man in this business is the hardest job ever. You basically have to deal with getting your dick up for some chick who’s wig could be falling off in the middle of the scene. Or some girl walks up to you befoe the scene and says I don’t really know you. I don’t know how we’re going to get along. Are ou going to be able to get hard? They have to put all that away and become some else and use themselves to get to where they need to be. They’re really different kind of people. They’re definitely not your average guys.” By the same token, Evans said she wasn’t your average girl. “I’m crazy. It’s okay for me to have sex wih three or four people and it doesn’t affect me. Not many people can deal with that.” Evans was also quick to point out that she doesn’t date porno guys.
Swami was trying to make some point about only certain guys being able to command boxcovers. To which Alana said guys like Chris Evans have the longevity factor going for them and will be in the business a longer time than some people who will burn out in a year. “Chris could easily do scenes for ten years if he wanted to.” Alana said she too was a rarity. “I have lasted six years in this business because of my attitude and because I didn’t get messed up with drugs and ruin myself. The majority of these girls ruin it for themselves and they don’t last- whether they get caught up in the fast lane of LA porn life or they have an attitude problem.” Alana said the turnover rate for women was ridiculous and that guys are here forever. “People respect male talent more than they respect the female talent. It’s a male business.”
Alana also pointed out that the girls have to be able to see all the nonsense that their heads are being filled with.
“The problem is a lot of girls have insecurity issues,” she said. “When they come to this business the first three months they’re hot because they’re new, and they don’t understand it because they don’t know how the business works. Their head blows up and they get all crazy. Then they’re overshot and done in six months. The girls have to be smart. It’s not anyone else’s fault but their own.” Evans went on to say that it’s not the video producers or agent’s fault if their are problems.
“They’re just making money off of this business and the girls are going to do what they’e going to do.”
Swami addressed the notions that hold Evans herself accountable to flakedom, particularly that she flakes on her own KSEX show. Giving Evans an escape hatch, Swami asked if this was a matter of her spreading herself too thin. Evans said that can definitely happen. “So many people tugging and pulling in different places,” she said. “There’s different things going on. Life always happens and it’s not always part of my control.” Evans says while she hates to be a flake, most people view her as being a party flake than a work flake. “I’m pretty good about getting to the set.” Evans said these days she’s hiding in her little box at home.
“The HIV scare definitely sent me away from work for awhile. It kept me in my little closet for a few monhs. Then I started coming back out of it and feeling good about things again and feeling happy. But a lot of changes have been made with me because of that. I’m trying to shake off that whole flake-thing.”
Swami said he’s heard times that Wankus has gotten pissed off with her flaking. Evans said there are things that come up in her life on certain Thursdays that preclude her showing up at KSEX. “We try to get in there and shoot our shows early. But the schedule’s really hectic. If the Thursday slot can’t be made because I have something else like family wise that’s pulling me away, I don’t have a choice.” Evans admits that Wankus gets upset with her. “I always cower with my tail between my legs, I go don’t holler at me I’m sorry!”
Swami then brought up some obscure incident in Evans’ career which she admits to having forgotten about. For back story Evans explained that she shoots Matrix content. “They’ve shot some of the best stuff I’ve ever done and it’s been all over the Internet,” she said. “If you find stuff about me, it’s pretty much guaranteed that Robbie Bentley shot it. Basically I was hired to work at the Internet Expo in Vegas right before the Erotica LA show three years ago.” Evans said she brought a girlfriend along to do the show with her, a girl named Sheryl. Evans said she wasn’t familiar with a company named Fresh Faces but was hired to hand out flyers.
“They left me outside for an hour and half. They would not come out to give me a badge to get inside the show. Whatever. I dealt with it. I get there- they’re exactly like Matrix except not as good. More of a shoddy operation.” Evans said people were coming up to her and asking her to sign material that they had picked up at the Matrix booth which wasn’t making Fresh Faces too happy. “Basically they had a nice little room set up where they could give lap dances to their customers. There were about six girls total working that day. I wasn’t going to give lap dances to their customers because I didn’t want to. I’ve never done a venue like that before. I thought it was a little weird. I had gone into this little room that was filled with mirrors. I was fixing my makeup.”
Whereupon Evans said one of the company bosses, Brad, was getting a lap dance from one of the girls. “He waves me over and says why don’t you join her. I’m not going to tell the boss no. I’ve learned that.” Evans said she did one dance and took her top off. “That was it. It was supposed to be one ticket per dance but he gave me six tickets.” Because it made it look like Evans was dancing her ass off for the boss, Evans said it got back to Brad’s ex-girlfriend. And when Evans got to the show the next morning, the girl came up to her and told her she needed to leave, that she was late. “You’re fired. I’ve never been through anything like that before. I was really upset. That made me cry.” Evans said to compose herself she went over to the Matrix booth. “That meant I no longer have a room, what am I supposed to do?” While she was hanging out at the booth, Evans learned that other girls who showed up later than she did were still working. Evans said when she came home she found the most ridiculous slander about her on the Internet. “I couldn’t believe it.”
Evan said it was being posted on a message board that she was on drugs. “In the end they made themselves look really bad.”
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