Porn Valley- Heather Pink [photo from www.lukeisback.com] was on KSEX Monday night. Asked how she came up with that name, Pink said she didn’t know what to name herself.

“I had shot some stupid blow job- a two second thing- I’m like what’s my name? Heather Pink. Okay. You’d think there’d be some elaborate story to it but that’s it. That works.” Pink said she likes the fact that the name stands out in credits.

Pink also mentioned that she had been shooting for Pink Visuals a lot and people got the impression she was connected with the company.

“They thought I was the owner or something.” Pink said guys will come up to her and ask how do you get into the porn industry.

“I’m like you can’t.” Pink is originally from New York- Manhattan. She had been to Chicago recently and it reminded her of how she lost her virginity in a McDonald’s bathroom in Chicago.

“My dad was there on business and I knew this guy I met on a family vacation. I gave him a call. We couldn’t find a place to have sex because my parents kept tracking me down- I think they knew it was about to happen. So we went across the street to McDonald’s. And we fucked in the bathroom and broke the toilet seat and all this other stuff.”

Pink said she had sex with the same guy last week.

“He freaked out and ran away afterwards- it was weird. It was 30 seconds long. He lasted longer when he was 14 years old.”

Tony Batman suggested that maybe the guy had been reading the press on her.

“Before you were just a girl to him- now you’re this porn star.”

Co-host Rebecca Love imagined the guy running around with his pants around his ankles.

“Literally it was a hotel lobby,” said Pink. “It’s like people were laughing- what the hell did you do to that guy?” Pink described the guy as running away like Forrest Gump. Batman asked how the guy looked compared to when they first did it.

“He looks like an old Jewish man now,” Pink replied. “Before he was a young, cute little Jewish boy. He looks like the map of Israel. I can say that though because I’m Jewish.”

Though she never worked in McDonald’s, Pink said a friend of hers did.

“They were making her scrub the walls with a toilet brush and she got mad,” Pink continued. “She walked out.”

According to Pink she’s done a lot of crazy things in her life. And Batman brought up the last time she was on KSEX.

“Last time you were on and told that story- I was flooded with e-mails about is it that girl.”

Pink didn’t think it was that big of a deal.

This is the story Batman alluded to from the NY Post:

February 5, 2006 — SOCIALITES who shop at the A.S. Parker boutique on Madison Avenue may find themselves portrayed in an upcming series of porn movies called “Trust Fund Sluts.”

Andrew Parker – the preppy owner and designer of the A.S. Parker line – has a girlfriend, Heather Pink, who happens to be a porn star. The buxom blonde stars in such carnal classics as “Ultra Vixens New York City” when she’s not working in Parker’s shop.

Pink says she plans to produce and star in the “Trust Fund Sluts” series, which is “based on real socialites whose names I can’t mention, but if you watch the movies you’ll figure out who they are,” she said.

Page Six ofThe Post wrote:

“Parker was set to produce “Trust Fund Sluts” – starring Pink – which is “based on real socialites whose names I can’t mention, but if you watch the movies you’ll figure out who they are,” Pink told The Post back in February.

“The porn goddess may have gotten her inspiration for the high-society smutfest while working with Parker at his ultra-preppie clothing boutique, A.S. Parker, which counts Matthew Modine, Muffy Potter-Aston and Fabian Basabe among its well-heeled clientele.

“Parker told us yesterday that he gives the film a “50/50” chance of being released now that he’s no longer involved in the project. He acknowledged that his mother “certainly wasn’t happy” about him funding “Trust Fund Sluts,” but said his two-year relationship with Pink had already run its course.

“She’s just very high-maintenance,” Parker said. “She threatened to leave me about 100,000 times, and I just had enough. As of now, I am out of that lifestyle. I think my involvement in that industry showed a lack of judgment on my part.”

And what about the fate of the four-legged pooch, Parker? “The dog happens to be mine,” he said.

Pink said everyone was talking about that in New York.

“Apparently it did have some impact,” she said. “My ex boyfriend was a socialite in New York and he thought it would be cool to publicize that he dated a porn star. Then he flipped out when his mom found out and broke up with me- not nicely. He wanted to be really dramatic about it. He didn’t let me back in. He told the doormen not to let me in. And he gave my dog away and other stuff. I’m going to court for the dog. That’s my claim to fame.”

Though she keeps a place in New York, Pink moved out to California about four months ago. She is with Lighthouse Talent.

“But I don’t care about being booked aggressively at this point,” she added. “I just want an agent who doesn’t want to be like my father, that lets me do what I want.” Pink said she doesn’t need all the rules and regulations a lot of agents lay down. Although she spoorts 34D’s, it was noted that at 5’4″ Pink is pretty petite and wears a size zero that has to be taken in.

“I have a lot of stuff custom made,” she said.

Asked if she went to the AEE, Pink said she woke up and decided she was going to stay in New York. Love had to laugh because she felt the same way- and was in Vegas.

Batman noted that Pink missed all the industry parties where you can’t get in and when you do there’s no room to stand.

“It’s like a sausage fest,” Pink agreed. “There’s girls jumping up and down flashing, look at me, look at me. I’m at a porn party.”

The conversation swerved 180 degrees with talk about birth control. Pink said birth control pills turn her into a bitch and give her bad skin.

“It turns me into somebody no one would want to fuck,” she commented.

“And they grow hair, too, like crazy,” she added. “They gave me a thin mustache.” On the subject of skinny guys, Pink said she had a preference for them as well as short guys.