Porn Valley- Wednesday night Wankus reported on his KSEX show that Kimberly Kane was having a party tonight at Tokyo on Cahuenga. Hustler’s putting it on celebrating the release of Kane’s World. But the announcement that got Wankus’ goat was the fact that a twosome named Richard Rich and Laura Jean was hosting a porn karaoke. “We’ve got some issues here!” yelled Wankus. “We got copyright by broadcast.” Mulling the names of Richard Rich and Laura Jean, Wankus suspected Hustler hired some cheesy afternoon TV hosts for the “grand opening” of porn karaoke. “But it’ll never be good as ours, anyway, so go ahead. Enjoy yourselves.”

XXX writes: Regarding PSK…Didn’t Wankus have some unkind words about Flynt’s nephew a few months ago? See what happens when one pisses of King Larry.

> Brandon Iron posts on ADT: 2 minutes after posting this on another adult industry discussion forum that claims to be “completely uncensored”, I was banned. Coincidence?

This is totally juvenile, of course, and no one except the participants cares. Just wanted to preserve for posterity the post that got me banned from the rival board. Competition runs thick in porn. Everyone can agree on this.

Jeff, you are a liar, and a bad one at that. You lost all credibility with me as soon as you started putting pina colada mix into the cum bong in at least one AMERICAN BUKKAKE and passing it off as cum. Don’t deny it….and don’t hate on me because I make good movies. It makes you look pathetic.

Please keep these words in mind the next time you try to cheat your customers…

“You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can not fool all of the people all of the time.” Abraham Lincoln, (attributed), 16th president of US (1809 – 1865)