> from the NY Post: OSAMA bin Laden’s former sex slave, Kola Boof, has a new gig writing for “Days of Our Lives”- but the NBC soap opera is already trying to distance itself from its controversial new hire. Stephen Wyman, the show’s co-executive producer, tells tvguide.com: “Yes, Kola Boof has had writing assignments from ‘Days’ since May. However, she does not hold a staff position with our writing team.” Back in 2003, Boof told Page Six that she had to pull her 5-year-old son out of a Los Angeles elementary school after rumors swirled that bin Laden was his father. Boof told us she was held prisoner and forced to have sex with bin Laden in 1996, when she was pursuing an acting career in North Africa. She said the 9/11 fiend raped her, then forced her to live with him for four months at a hotel in Morocco. In 1998, after Boof escaped to Spain, bin Laden threatened to kill her after reading her book of poetry, which was critical of Islam. Boof has also been marked for death by the Sudanese-based National Islamic Front in response to her writings condemning slavery in the Sudan and barbarism against African women.

> from the NY Post: DOES Erich Muller, better known to radio listeners as Mancow, know something unknown to investors in Sirius and XM? “It’s old technology! I have a cellphone that can get any radio station on Earth for free! Why the hell would I pay for radio?” he rants to Chaunce Hayden in Penthouse. “You can go on the Internet and listen to Howard Stern for free! Why would you pay for that? . . . Satellite is a giant scheme. When this is over, it’s going to be just like Enron. They have sold America a bill of goods. It’s one of those things where a few people at the top are going to make money, and everyone else is going to get screwed.”