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iPorn Girls to Visit Top Execs at Apple iPhone Headquarters; A Partnership? This Oughta Be Good

BEVERLY HILLS, Calif.– The infamous iPorn horse and carriage from the Apple WWDC may be coming out of its barn once again!

iPorn intends to send at least 5 iPorn girls to the Apple executive board room for a powwow. The visit with Apple is being coordinated and is expected to take place in the next few weeks. Due to the honed negotiating skills of the iPorn Girls the company fully expects Apple will be convinced of how mutually beneficial a partnership with iPorn could be.

A person very familiar with the matter said Apple execs are likely to respond favorably to the iPorn girls’ high level of motivation and willingness to bend over backwards in order to close a deal.

Currently the iPorn mobile application is available only by visiting iPorn
from your mobile phone (at iPorn dot com). Photos of the iPorn Girls can also be found on the iPorn mobile site as well as on the iPorn PC/Mac website.

Both iPorn and its customers believe that having to open the safari browser on the iPhone in order to visit the iPorn website is too much of a hassle. An app that is accessible only to adults would be much more effective and safe. The whole world is waiting for Apple to stop controlling the type of applications its users are allowed to access. The approval of the iPorn iPhone app would be Apple’s first step in the right direction – NO MORE CENSORSHIP!

PHOTOS of the iPorn’s last trip to visit Apple can be found at
www.idahoglbl.com/small/ (web resolution) and www.idahoglbl.com/img/
(high resolution). For more information contact iPorn at 323.330-6480 or via email at info (at) iPorn (dot) com.

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