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Jason Sechrest: Jenna Jameson Needs to Run to a Carl’s Jr.; “Girl, you need to get some help!”

Porn Valley- Jason Sechrest, was in rare form Friday night, back live in front of the mike at KSEX. Albeit with Vegas voice.

But that didn’t stop Sechrest from taking his customary shots. Which brought up Jenna jameson and Jesse Jane. Sechrest said both women needed to run to a Carl’s Jr.

“Seriously- the two of them are, like, skeletal is what they are,” said Sechrest. “I would rather have sex with Skeletor than Jenna Jameson or Jesse Jane right now. Jesse Jane is just plain gaunt. G-A-U-N-T. And Jenna just looks…there’s got to be…isn’t there like a mop somewhere that I can put on this pen? Here’s Jenna Jameson’s body…this pen is Jenna Jameson’s body. And then she has like these two massive, like, little boobs that just stick out from the pen. She looks sick.

“Girl you need to get some help!”

Sechrest speculated if it was hard for Jameson being underneath Tito Ortiz [sexually].

“It’s like a steam roller in those Bug Bunny cartoons where they just run over you and you get flat. But something has happened to you, my friend. You are not the same person you used to be.”


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