> Jay Grdina writes on MySpace: "I meet up with JJ in LA and then we come back on Sunday. She is all psyched because she is shooting a mainstream movie all week with Val Kilmer and Cuba...and a slew of other big names. It should really be a great movie. She is going to start doing allot more mainstream stuff over the next few years."

> Mr. Metro calls: You know there was a two-hour closed door meeting between Bridgette Kerkove and Noel Bloom on a Monday, a couple of weeks ago. Bridgette was on suspension but Bloom was allowing her to shoot movies on the sneak while Kenny was out of the country. What is she going to do now? For Bloom to put himself out on a line like that was ridiculous."

> On his KSEX show Wednesday night Wankus called Mike South to get his version of the Kurt Lockwood drink-spill story at the AVN awards. "It's not a big deal, really," said South. "He came up completely behind me- he caught me by surprise. He dumped a drink and it was obviously on purpose. I thought he was just horsing around." South said he then took what was left of the dumped drink and dumped it on Lockwood. "As he was walking away, he was, like, let's take it outside." Wankus said that's Lockwood's m.o.

"He was high tailing it in the other direction," reported South who was talking to some people at the time and didn't want to get into a fight with Lockwood right there.

"It wasn't the time or the place," he said. Wankus agreed that this was the thing about Lockwood that he'll pick a time and a place where he knows someone will break it up.

"Of course he does- he's a pussy," said South. Wankus brought up the fact that Lockwood used the Jim Holliday wake as an opportune venue for stirring up something. "We're all fuckin' there, paying our respects," Wankus continues.

"Everybody was doing the we love each other hug-thing and fuckin' Kurt wants to start a fight in the middle of a funeral. I said Kurt you know where to find me- I walk to my car alone every night. You know where I am. Why don't you show up then when there's nobody there to break it up?"

South then predicted that he and Lockwood are "going to dance one day." Wankus said a few people hire Lockwood because he does a decent scene. "And he's reliable that way- but God forbid he gets blades of grass on his knees."

Earlier, Michelle Lay reported that Lockwood was getting in South's face telling him, "Yeah, Mike, go on- you keep on talking about me; keep on writing shit, you fuckin' nobody."

> Michelle Lay on The Wanker Show was talking about some herbal stimulant akin to Ecstasy and Wankus asked if she was turning into Cytherea. "My God no," said Lay who reported that she saw Cytherea running through the casino at AEE talking to herself like a schizo. "I swear to God- it scared the shit out of me," said Lay. "I see this thing go jetting by us. It was Cytherea". Lay then did an impersonation of a crazy woman talking to herself. "She was swearing and talking." Wankus likened it to a homeless lady.

"No one was around her," said Lay.

"According to her, there's a lot of people around her," Wankus laughed.

"It looked like she was yelling at ten different people," Lay said. "But there was no one else really there."