Porn Valley- You figure an industry pro like Ron Jeremy would know what T-bagging was. Ron didn’t but he quickly found out, when he was invited to come into the Howard Stern studio June 16th and challenge Richard Christy to a game of Stump the Perv.

Christy is the Stern show’s resident porn expert. And Stern thought Jeremy would be a good challenger to Christy. Stern, Tuesday morning, played a tape of Jeremy refusing conditions of the game. “And Ron’s done it all in porn,” said Stern setting up the bit. “He’s had sex with an 87 year-old woman. He wanted to challenge Richard Christy to Stump the Perv because Richard knows so much about porn. He’s never lost yet. Ron would be a good guy to go up against Richard Christy.”

Will from the Stern staff called up Jeremy, according to Stern. “He said, Ron, there’s got to be some sort of contest. If you win you get $5,000 if you beat Richard,” said Stern. “But if you lose, we T-bag you.” Stern then played Jeremy’s reply.

Jeremy is heard to say that June 16th was perfect for him to come in. Will then tells him there’s got to be stakes and Jeremy’s worried that he might have to smell somebody’s farts. Will tells him if he loses, Sal the Stock Broker gets to T-bag him.

“What is a T-bag?” Jeremy asks. Will explains that Sal gets to put his balls on Jeremy’s face. “On my face!!?” says Jeremy. “Put your ear next to the phone,” Jeremy then tells Will. “Helllllllll NO! You’ve got to be kidding me. Although I’d love being on the Stern show, are you crazy? There’s a chance I would win but I would never gamble on something like that. That’s humiliating. Believe me. I’m a big fan. But to risk that? No. Millions of my friend can here this? Nice, Ron. Some guy put his balls in your face? Nice.”