God knows what she’d do with the past perfect participle….

from www.foxnews.com – So what exactly went down in Sheen’s mansion?

A publicist for Kacey Jordan, one of the porn stars reported to have been partying with America’s highest-paid television actor prior to his stomach woes, said her client was unable to comment on the evening’s events – unless of course, big money was involved.

Nonetheless, the 22-year-old was very active on Twitter recently and is perhaps relishing her sudden strut into the mainstream spotlight.

“My phones are ringing off the hook! ugh!” Jordan tweeted on Thursday. “My life has changed… speechless :)”

And in the hours leading up to the 911 call, she clearly wasn’t holding back.

“i’ve drinken 2 kettle one bottles, one bottle of wine, and a pint of jack anddddddd a few coronas and some fancy rum which was blah…”said one tweet, while other posts read “ here we go with day 2 drinking binge… it’s what i do :S” and “Rehab is for schmux and AA IS FOR quitters.”