Porn Valley- I don't know which Internet connections Skeeter Kerkove is piped into it, but he was telling me there was supposed to be this huge Mexican walk out scheduled for Saturday - all of this based on the huge Mexican protests this past week against US immigration policy.
"And that's why I scheduled this movie," he says. Consequently, Skeeter's doing this new project for Robert Hill Releasing, www.roberthillreleasing.com that features young Mexican girls being sodomized by "dirty white boys." Gringos with big dicks. Okay, Julian St. Jox is an exception. He's not a gringo but is an LSU alumni.
Watching this stuff unfold, the first impression made is that Skeeter could talk a gorilla into speedos. He has this Roy Rogers smile, easy charm and a voice that can go Barry White on you. And he can be very persuasive with it. That's how Kat found herself doing her first double anal. There had been a rumor that Kat had done one for Chico Wang in the past but Skeeter makes her swear on a stack of Mexican bibles that she didn't. Kat, whose braces come off in three months, is swearing. With her long hair in a tangle of sexy curls, Kat is looking very hot and very delectable in a movie that has Skeeter making another one of his insane porno gestures- he's urging girls to cum out of their ass.
"We all know squirting is for real," Skeeter's saying innocently as he squeezes off a Nestle's strawberry shake bomb earlier in Sativa Rose's ass.
"Strawberry Fields Forever..." he begins singing. Skeeter's happier than he's ever been and that's not just because he's mixing Tecate with Jagger shooters. He tells Sativa Rose this is great stuff for producing Mexican-German babies. Rose is having a few belts herself, and Skeeter keeps complimenting Sativa on her "big dick-sucking lips."
"See, even an outlaw Mexican can enjoy a German beverage," says Skeeter. "We live in a great country."
Sativa, swigging it right out of the bottle, is of the belief that Jagger is best imbibed in the winter time. Chris Charming notes that Germans drink Jagger after a meal to absorb fats from the dinner. Apparently it has no effect on a woman's lips.
"Those big dick-sucking lips were meant to be wrapped around a cigarette," Skeeter tells Sativa, admiringly. Skeeter also wants to do a movie for Robert Hill featuring a cast of women with those similar attributes.
Aside from this stomach-cringing delicacy of Jagger and Tecate, the smile on Skeeter's face is Skeeter also saying what a joy Sierra Sinn has been to live with, that she's a wiz in the kitchen and apparently a cleanliness freak along his lines. It's a great routine. Sierra will whip up this incredible meal for him. Skeeter will pass out drunk and awaken to a sparkling kitchen. No man could want more, he says. Skeeter's also talking about how, the night before, he and Sinn shared Reese's peanut butter milkshakes together. Earlier Saturday, Sinn was on another shoot taking five dicks up her ass, according to Skeeter.
Meanwhile, Julian St. Jox, who rubbed dicks cozily with Chris Charming in the Kat scene, says he wants no part of this enema-shit when it comes time for Kat's turn. Asking St. Jox if he'd mind holding Kat's ass open for the Nestle's bomb, Skeeter reminds Julian it's not an enema. Okay, St. Jox concedes but upholds the vainglorious principle that women can squirt. St. Jox also demurs on the ass-holding request.
"It's bullshit," Skeeter informs St. Jox about squirting, saying that women have no physical place on their bodies to be able to do that. St. Jox thinks otherwise and claims that he makes his girlfriend of four years squirt all the time. For Kat doing double anal her first time, St. Jox's dick slides into her ass on top of Chris Charming's like Lou Gehrig's hand going into a first baseman's mitt. On the scorecard, Kat thinks she ought to be credited with a triple anal and tells Charming he's got the width of two guys, that's why.
Luscious Lopez shows up for her scene with Mark Wood and Skeeter asks how her sister Delicious is doing. Later Camille shows up on set. She's very quiet and reminds me of the pious village girl in a Virgin Mary movie. Skeeter's trying to crack her up. Camille's face won't break.
"Today I want to be a Mexican," Skeeter announces proudly, lofting another Jagger. Last shoot Skeeter wanted to be a black man.
"I wanted to be black as the Ace of Spades. But today I want to be brown as caramel."
"Via condios, mi compadre," he says, downing the Jagger.
With all the celebratory gestures and Mexican wish listing, I tell Skeeter it's a shame that he didn't hold off this shoot until Cinco de Mayo.
"When's that? he asks.
