Porn Valley- It’s Katja Kassin day at Assassin Pictures, www.assassinpictures.com. With a coupon you get a blowjob and a car wash.

Tommy Gunn, www.tommygunnxxx.com got the blowjob. I made the part up about the car wash. As if she were ready to lather your windshield like a human sponge, Kassin slips on this ravishing green bikini. Doing a shimmy shake and ass dance for the camera, Kassin, who might be harboring the Partridge Family in her panties, starts flexing her muscles for photographer Gordy.

If you want to take a vacation in an ass, this is the ass to spend a week in.

Because Kassin’s doing one Saturday morning, the subject of content shoots is going on between her and Bill Fox. Fox is co-owner of Assassin Pictures which is becoming like the Warner Brothers of websites. Everyone wants Fox doing their sites for them. Hard to believe, though, there’s only so much of Fox to go around.

Kassin imagines that a female performer has to come up with some extraordinary ideas to move content. Fox cites the for instance of Eva Angelina and said once Eva did her anal scene, the membership on her site really kicked in. By the same token, Fox tell Kassin, you can’t reserve anal for your site then the following week expect to do one for Jules Jordan for $5,000 and maintain exclusivity. Fox also tells Kassin you have to work your site.

“The fans want to know that you’re involved.”

Fox says, Angelina who’s on her way back from Miami where she shot for the Bang Bros., does just that.

Someone gives the impression that the Bang Bros. booth at AEE was equivalent in size to Hearst Castle.

“That happens when you’re making $150,000 a week,” says Fox.

Kassin wonders about tranny scenes because she’s dying to do a tranny scene for her website.

“I have no problem with that,” she’s telling Fox, stating that as far as she’s concerned, porn is porn.

“You get cum in your face and dicks in your ass. Porn is a show. What’s the difference? I have so much respect for trannies.”

Fox, who’s accompanying Trina Michaels to the Howard Stern show February 7, would like to set up a scene with Kassin, Michaels and Jada Fire at some point. He gets Jada on the phone but she says Sunday would be a better day to shoot as far as her schedule is concerned.

The Assassin studio is pretty much booked up all week. Fox is doing a turn style business and is scheduling scenes like Melissa Wolf’s scheduling Johns.

Before Tommy Gunn arrives for his blowjob, Fox is talking about how Tommy lost his pee virginity to Lexi Bardot and how she gargled it. Kassin mentions that she’s flying to Vegas to work with some guy named Rico. Fox is saying Rico’s a pretty cool guy that he made the transition of being a porn fan and became a performer.

Meanwhile, Tommy Gunn’s apparently endorsing some new kind of lube and is getting his balls busted because of it. In a business of monumentally inflated egos, Gunn, who was just named Male Performer of the Year, remains refreshingly modest.

Because it sounded like a natural thing for him, he says, Gunn was ready to do something with a product called Gun Oil then found out it was almost exclusively used in the gay industry.

Kassin and Gunn get into this debate about trannies. Gunn holds to the theory that they aren’t chicks with dicks but guys with tits. Kassin gets a little heated on this issue and sounds like Lincoln freeing the slaves.

Gunn is inclined to describe the Assassin studio like being the fort you wish you had when you were a kid. If he had his way, Gunn says he’d have a fort “in a big-ass tree.”

On another subject, Fox mentions that Rita Faltoyano just got back from Hungary and apparently in Hungary they test for seven different things- making those tests more exhaustive than the AIM tests.

“Rita’s like the Jenna Jameson of Europe,” observes Fox, noting that Faltoyano did a dungeon scene recently with Brandon Iron where she was giving him the what for.

“He took it,” says Fox.

Tony T is coming in to do a scene with Katja as well, but Katja thought Tony left porn to join a church or something like that.

“I thought you were in church,” she tells T who’s got a wool cap pulled over his head. Tony’s slugging Coke out of a 2 liter bottle and in conversation tells Fox he’s no longer going to the gym. On the other hand, Fox says he’s working out which might be on the credibility level with the story of T going to church.

T tells me he put the church story out there when he decided to back off from porn for awhile. He says he was doing multiple scenes a day and could no longer think.

“Who’s hot right now?” he then asks Tommy Gunn.

“There’s 15 or 20 hot new chicks,” Tommy replies vaguely. Tony T says you can’t tell by a picture any more and remembers a time he saw this girl’s photo on a talent site and requested to work with her. He’s on the set. The director’s waiting and he’s waiting for the girl to show up and is about ready to leave. Turns out she did show up, except T didn’t recognize her sitting there in person from the picture.

“No way- I’m not working with that,” T remembers saying.

T also tells me that him and Brian Surewood opened up a marijuana clinic on Sherman Way and Topanga. I ask him if his shop got busted this past week. He says he’s lucky he didn’t that those shops were also dealing in edibles and hash.

“My lawyer told me not to fuck with that,” he says. But Tony’s kind of disappointed about not receiving love from the industry. He thinks maybe two people from the business have come in so far. Otherwise he’s selling mostly to cancer patients. Still, Tony concedes that this is a money making venture.

“I made more in 4 1/2 months than I did my porn career.”