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Kelly Wells Celebrates a Birthday

Kelly “Fuckin” Wells is one of those women to whom you can honestly say, “Sorry, Kelly, I didn’t recognize you without those two dicks in your ass.”

That’s because Kelly looks like a lot of dames, one of which we think is Kim Graver. You know Graver as Jack Bauer’s girlfriend in “24”.

Wells, who celebrates a birthday May 10, is also famous for having once said, “a guy puts his cock in your ass, you know you should be getting paid more for that.”

A comment that’s certainly more astute than the Bush administration economic policy.

According to porn lore, Wells, who was born in Fulton, Illinois, moved to Las Vegas in 2002 where she could be around a lot of easy money and drunk men. Wells worked as a stripper at the Palomino and made social contacts that paid her not only by the hour, ahem, but by the scene as well when she elected to start working in adult video.

Like a museum, Wells specializes in putting many different types of curios in her rectum, and, not to mention, with the gusto of a fat man at a meatball sandwich joint.

Perhaps Wells’ most memorable, or maybe the scene she’d least like to remember, was the time she worked for Belladonna and had her jaw rearranged like furniture in the living room. Wells, however, took it all in stride and the spirit of fun by going into porn’s equivalent of the witness protection program and acted like a Chinaman at a traffic stop. All of a sudden, she couldn’t speakee English.

Nonetheless we love Kelly and her anus which has become something of an extended family for her.

In honor of her birthday, we present this golden oldie interview:
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