Porn News

Kid Vegas: I’m Coming Back

Apparently catching wind that one of his former nemeses Mad Jack was in the area last week selling meat, www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=33905 Kid Vegas leaves me this verbally disciplined message:

“There’s a little rumor going around that Mad Jack is doing an MPP which means basically he’s a meat packing pimp handler now. Mad Jack’s been going to porn companies lately in his ice cream truck selling steaks and sausage. I got eye witnesses that can attest to this. I figure since his prison term he’s really got his finger on a profession he likes, slinging long chunks of hard meat. It’s all good for him, I think. Since Las Vegas has rejected him, he should continue touring the streets of Porn Valley, hopefully off the tweak he so loved to smoke.

“I personally don’t buy my steaks or meats from wandering nomads in ice cream trucks. I wish him luck and the best in his adventures. He should really consider doing a movie- gather up some more tweak and tweakers and tatted skanks that he used to bring from Las Vegas. I think he should call his movie Meat Packers. Mad Jackass, three’s a charm, he’s trying to get his foot back in. He tried selling everybody’s company a steak, right? Peace, Vegas. Fuck you, Jimmy D. I’m coming back.”

160 Views

Related Posts

Triple Win: When the Pleasure Industry Gets Charitable, Everybody Benefits

The pleasure industry has always been about helping people to feel good, and today innovators are doing so in even more far-reaching ways. There is a constant stream of new products released, each designed to encourage users to feel better…

Blake Blossom, Skye Blue Headline ‘Lesbian Superstars 3’

Blake Blossom and Skye Blue headline "Lesbian Superstars 3," the newest chapter of the acclaimed series from Lesbian X.

Will Ranscombe of Love Not War to Speak at RSVC

LONDON — Will Ranscombe, CEO of British pleasure brand Love Not War, will speak at the Reimagine Sexuality Virtual Conference this weekend. Taking place Oct. 1, Ranscombe's presentation, titled "Pleasure Should Not Cost The Earth: Sustainability in the SexTech Industry,"…

Severe Sex Films Debuts ‘Dungeon Stories’

Severe Sex Films has released its annual feature, Dungeon Stories.

Eldorado, Exsens Partner for Virtual Training Event

BROOMFIELD, Colo. — Eldorado has partnered with Exsens for a virtual private training event on Oct. 4. The hour-long live event will be hosted by Exsens Senior Sales Manager for North and South America Rebecca Pinette-Dorin, and will focus on “the…

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published.