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Kill Whores Not Animals

Phil Owensmouth who bears an uncanny resemblance to Scott Peterson posts on www.xxxporntalk.com: I never thought I’d see the day that I’d agree with what stupid porn whores have to say. But, this Sexy Outdoor Sports company is doing some bad shit. Innocent animals shouldn’t be killed or harmed in porn. That’s what we have whores for, assholes!

Animals give us food, clothes, companionship, security-all kinds of purposeful shit. Whores on the other hand are worthless ! When was the last time a whore brought you a newspaper or dug you out of an avalanche? When was the last time a whore led your blind dad to the store or fought off the gang of black guys trying to jack the rims on your twin turbo Mitsubishi Lancer? If you’re gonna kill a living thing for porn, then why not kill something that’s already dead inside?

Why not kill Cytherea? I mean, what purpose does this idiot really serve? She pisses. Stop the fucking AVN presses! We have a fucking genius in our mix! I’m sure if my daddy had crept under the sheets with me every nite when I was five, I’d have some award winning bed-wetting skills too.

Why not kill Shay Sights? Hell, she looks like a horse anyway? Who will know the difference?

Why the fuck not kill geriatric whores like Teri Weigel, Taylor Wayne, and Nina Hartley? It’s time someone put these fleabags out to pasture. Why dont we shoot Teri Weigel and have Cytherea and Kurt Lockwood fuck on her corpse! id stroke to that.

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