Cindy Adams, NY Post: Jason Itzler is the one who got hooker Natalia into the business, and she’s the one who got Spitzer’s hooker Ashley into the business. Charmer Emeritus Itzler owned a phone-sex thing, then a Web cam porn operation, then christened himself King of All Pimps. Word is Itzler, now out of jail, has reformed. Yeah, right. More word is, the price for freedom was collecting information. He made a deal with the prosecution. He has since allegedly supposedly believably rumouredly become an informant, so’s to land bigger fish for the fuzz.

I say allegedly supposedly believably rumouredly because God knows we wouldn’t ever want to libel or sully or dirty up a disgusting, revolting vomitous pig.