Porn Valley- With My Bare Lady premiering tonight on the Fox Reality Channel, 9pm Wicked contract girl Kirsten Price was on the Adam Carolla Show to promote it. Price is one of four porn performers featuring in the reality show which has four one-hour episodes. Price has been on Carolla’s show a number of times but this time she corrected him on the pronunciation of her name [Keerston].

Price talked about the premise of the show.

“They took four American porn stars and flew us to London and gave us a three-week crash course in classical acting,” she explained. “We learned Shakespeare, Oscar Wilde, we danced to all kinds of crazy stuff and at the end of the three weeks we performed on a West End stage in London.”

Carolla acknowledged that Oscar Wilde would be a good porn name. Asked where she got her name, Price said she took Kirsten from one of her girlfriends. She’s originally from Massachusetts, and Carolla noted that Daphne Rosen, who was in the day before, was from there. Price didn’t know Rosen. Back on the subject of the show, Carolla assumed there was a winner of the competition.

“The winner got to play Juliet in Romeo & Juliet,” said Price. “I learned a lot of stuff. It’s like a whole new language.” Price recited lines from the balcony scene and Carolla said he was getting a boner.

Asked if she made it with any of the porn stars over in England, Price said not on camera.

“But there was sexual hijinx?” he asked her.

“Maybe,” replied Price.

“You can’t lock up four porn stars in a castle,” Carolla surmised.

“It wasn’t exactly a castle,” Price said.

“I thought that’s all they had over there was castles,” Carolla continued.

“It was a flat,” said Price, noting that it was in London. Carolla pointed out that a lot of people don’t realize just how expensive London is.

“Twice as expensive as it is here,” according to Price.

“You figure, well, you’re not going to get more expensive than New York, LA or San Francisco,” Carolla went on. “Yes you are. Go to London. It is crazy expensive over there. And I’m not a huge fan of the French, but I must say you got to give them their due. France, cheaper than London, and Paris, to be exact, cheaper than London and quite a bit nicer. If you’re going to spend your buck and it’s going to go twice as far, go spend it in Paris. It’s a nicer city and it’s cheaper. You think it would be quite a bit more considering what they have to offer. But, no.”

Carolla mentioned that Price is featured on Playboy’s Night Calls along with Jesse Jane but said he likes the UK version.

“You see a bloke getting it in the bum.”

Price also mentioned her Wicked contract and said she shoots seven movies a year for the company.

“I’m shooting one this weekend,” she noted.

“Your husband’s [Barrett Blade] in the business?” Carolla asked. Prior said she works with him a lot but not exclusively.

“Anybody on your no-fly zone?” he continued.

“Yeah, there’s quite a few people,” Price said. Carolla wondered what it took to get on the list and how do you get off it. Price said either be a jerk, be ugly or a total ass.

“How about old school like a Randy West?” Carolla offered.

“I do Randy Spears,” said Price. “He’s hot, though.” The question was brought up as to whether West had a mullet and Carolla was of the opinion they should be outlawed from porn.

“I don’t need distraction- what is that guy thinking? I don’t need the spitting, any of that weird stuff.” In the same vein, Price said it bothered her when people left their socks on.

“I have a no-sock rule,” she said. Price was asked what was the worst thing to do to put a guy on her no-list, and Carolla suggested it was the fact that the male performer was eating goulash while they were making love.

“Actually a girl farted once,” noted Price. “We were doing a big group scene and she just, like…The guy was going to put it in, and she…I couldn’t believe you just did that.” Carolla suspected that was probably because the girl was nervous and on moose tranquilizer.

“Things are going to be relaxed a little.”

Carolla seemed to recall having a conversation with Ginger Lynn in which she was talking about a vintage porn star, maybe Ron Jeremy, and thought Jeremy was on Price’s no fly zone list.

“At the top, and at the bottom and everything in between,” Price answered. For his part, Carolla said he preferred seeing a regular guy mixing it up with a hot chick.

“I don’t need the guy with the tanned groin and shaved and looking like he’s on the juice,” he said. “I don’t need the pretty boy. I kind of like it when the slob gets with the hot chick. I know you don’t.” Price said she wasn’t into the whole beefcake look.

“Most of the guys on my list are regular guys,” added Price. “But there’s a difference between regular, and I have to lift up your stomach to find your penis. That’s not hot.”

Carolla then threw out the question about watching porn and thinking of yourself as the guy in the movie or just watching porn. Carolla, answering his own question, said he was a spectator.

As far as she goes, Price watches porn but a lot of European porn.

“Because when you know the people, their drama and their problems, it’s not sexy,” she reasoned. “Oh, that girl’s got a major coke problem.” Price also felt that European women had better boobs.

“European girls have these amazing racks,” she continued. “They’re skinny with boobs out to here. Awesome.” Carolla wondered where you get Euro-porn.

“On the Internet,” Price answered

Getting back to his Ginger Lynn story, Carolla said he was told by Lynn that this guy tried dry anal-rape on her.”Other than that he was a solid guy- she said it like he used the wrong fork to eat a salad.”

Carolla wanted to do the fake orgasm scene from When Harry Met Sally with Price and summed up her job, thusly:

“Your job is to get naked and have sex with people in front of guys wearing tube socks and cut-offs, holding their junk and a roll of duct tape. And a microphone, just standing there. You shouldn’t be nervous about anything. You should be able to come up in the Seventh game of the World Series in the ninth inning with a bat in your hand and be cool as a cucumber. What you do for a living would make any sane person shake in their boots. Nothing should get you flustered or nervous, baby doll.”

Price promptly butchered some of the lines claiming they didn’t make sense.

Carolla said he’d be sure to tell Nora Ephron, the writer, next time he sees her that she’s a hack.