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L.A. Direct Models Can Kiss My Ass sez Ginger

Porn Valley- The news was breaking about Ginger Lynn attempting to sell her pearl necklace – a gift from Charlie Sheen- on eBay. But Lynn was running late, on her way to the KSEX, studios to do her 7 pm show.

Filling in for her, Wankus joked about the pearl necklace probably being old cum that Lynn had laying around.

“I’m a sick bastard like that,” he said. “When I think pearl necklace I think the mess Lani Kahlua had before she left today.” Wankus surmised that a necklace with that kind of romantic significance could bring in “some bank- some serious fucking dollars.”

Lynn got on the phone and Wankus had to ask the question. “These are real nice pearls,” Lynn said, noting that Sheen got them in Japan where he had done a commercial.

“This was before actors let people know that they did commercials,” Lynn explained. “It was, like, you were a bad actor if you did commercials.” Lynn said actors were getting something like a million dollars for an hour’s work. “And you’d hold up a can of soda, whatever.” According to Lynn, it was the first trip Sheen had gone on when they started dating.

“When he came back he brought me this set of pearls and the pearl and diamond earrings to match.”

Lynn said she started the bidding low because she wanted people to participate and not be warded off by a high opening bid. “This was anybody and everybody will have a chance.” Lynn’s guess, without the sentimental attachment involved, was that the necklace and earrings would go between $15,000 and $20,000. Wankus chuckled over the fact that the bidding had been up to $31 at the moment he was talking to her. According to Lynn, what adds to the value of the necklace is that it’s also been inside her pussy.

During the course of the conversation, Lynn mentioned that she had just done a Playboy radio segment and met some hot women from L.A. Direct Models that she would have liked on her show and, so, invited them on. However, Lynn got a call back from them on orders of L.A. Direct Models that they wouldn’t be allowed to come on the show.

“L.A. Models can kiss my ass,” Lynn said. Wankus found that odd because that directive usually only applies to his show. That being her impression, too, Lynn said she made a point of telling them she was Ginger Lynn and not Wankus. Wankus then dove in with his impression of Ben English.

“Ben English is a fucking piece of shit asshole motherfucking cocksucking whore yeast-infected pussy lover,” Wankus stated. “The best thing about his life is that he’s with Hannah Harper because she’s a babe. Other than that, he’s a cocksucker and an idiot.” Lynn said she would have to agree.

“Even though I’ve fucked Ben English, I will never fuck him again,” she vowed. “And I will never want to use any of his girls in any of my productions,” Lynn declared. “Because if you’re talking to the girls and saying you can’t do this show you are bad-mouthing me.” Wankus said all English is doing is hurting his girls by not allowing them to do promo.Lisa the Lesbian, who was on another phone line because she was running late, said neither will she use any of English’s girls for shows that she produces.

“Hopefully the girls will be smart enough to know that they’re working with idiots,” Lisa added. “Then they’ll go somewhere else.”

On the subject of English’s sexual prowess, Lynn said he couldn’t get hard and was a horrible fuck. “And he’s not funny.” Wankus agreed. “How else can you get a beautiful girl like Hannah Harper? You got to put on a fake accent.”

The relationship was news to Lynn.

“Why would she want to be with someone like him?” Lynn asked. “That’s so disgusting.”

Ginger later noted English did not have wood problems, but still won’t work with him again.


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