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Layla Jade Latest to Experience KSEX Curse

Porn Valley- Apparently the KSEX, curse is alive and well and Layla Jade is living proof of it. In sets of coincidences that are a shade more than eerie, Jade became the latest KSEX porn jock to have been involved in a car crash. Jade reported on her Friday night show that she totalled her car the day before on the 101 Freeway.

“Apart from that I’m good,” Jade told co-host Tony Tedeschi. Jade said the accident occurred where the 101 merges with the 110. Asked if there were any fatalities, Jade said the only fatality was her not being able to suck the guy’s dick to say that she was sorry. “There was no damage to his car so he definitely came out of that one good,” Jade said. Tedeschi figured it was more likely that the driver would have come out a head.

Jade and Tedeschi then began talking about vaginosis, Jade explaining that a couple of weeks ago she and Tedeschi went to a website when they were bored and didn’t have a guest to antagonize. According to Jade, stinky pussies are one of her favorite subjects to talk about. Tedeschi said he meant to do some more research on the subject but entirely slacked off. Jade recommeneded that her listeners go to And there’s apparently another site with a dot net and one with a dot org. Tedeschi invited listeners to call in with what they thought was the best stinky pussy website.

Tedeschi then apparently came across a photo that totally grossed him out. “Ooooooooh.” Asked what it was, Tedeschi said it was in Spanish so he hoped it was just a photo of a creampie. “When you’re hoping it’s a cream pie, you know it’s bad. I think she’s making yogurt. Oh God!”

Jade explained that the KSEX crew were putting up pix of women with bacterial vaginosis. “I wonder if that girl called home and said, mom, I’m on the Internet,” commented Tedeschi. Jade looked at another picture and wondered what it was.

“It looks like pastrami sandwich that was left out in the sun,” Tedeschi suggested. “And the mayo fermented. I think I worked with that girl. Kidding.” Tedeschi hoped that once everyone knew what to look for, they’d run away from this stuff. Jade said a lot of people won’t, however, and knew some guys who fucked really nasty pussy. “Just because.”

Jade remembered a hooker in England who was trying to get into the business. Jade said the woman was skanky but didn’t realize to what extent. “They were on a train in England and were trying to shoot some kind of thing. Apparently they were trying to fuck her and her pussy was really stinky. She had open cuts and welts and sores and shit inside her vagina. But they still did the scene. I know guys who would fuck all kinds of things.”

Jade remembered another time she was licking a girl’s pussy. “The second I put my fingers inside of her I’m like, okay, there’s a fucking problem.” According to Jade, the girl offered the excuse that she had been drinking too much in order to take leave for a bathroom. “We were at a pub and I just abandoned that,” said Jade.


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