WWW- A new survey of 5,000 women by GaydarGirls claims that lady-loving ladies are dissatisfied with the state of girl-on-girl porn.

70% of women said they would buy more porn if the sex was targeted properly at lesbians.

GaydarGirls spokeswoman Margaret Tapping said:

‘Things are unlikely to change whilst the UK porn industry remains dominated by male American directors who think they know how to scratch our itch.

‘This survey shows that they clearly don’t.’

Quite. But what, Margaret, does ‘scratch our itch’?

Well, 82.2% of women want plenty of foreplay, 72.8% want to see oral sex, and 68.8% want more clitoral stimulation.

Only half of the women, however, could be bothered with anticipation in porn films. Looks like the girls want the good bits, and they want them NOW.