NY [Howardstern.com]- The porn star, Lexi Bardot, came into the studio to play Sphinctionary, which Howard described as a game where two virgins would a “hold” pen with their rear end and try to draw a picture of simple everyday things while everyone would then try to guess what they were drawing.
Howard added that should anyone be able to guess what any of the drawings are, that contestant would win “a date” with Lexi. Howard then noted Lexi did a number of unusual things in her pornos, including drinking urine.
This led Lexi to say she got turned on by having guys urinate in her mouth, and that urine was “really good” for people. Lexi went on to mention she was also into “strangling” in her movies, and that, although she enjoyed having sex with blacks, she felt they had too many “issues” for her to date any. Lexi next talked about her former drug use, as well as how she and her ex-husband used to “cut” each other during sex.
The two Sphinctionary players, KB and Brian, then came into the studio for the game. KB, 23, said he was 5’6” and weighed 246 pounds, and that he’d “given up” on trying to get women. KB added the closest he ever got to having sex was when a girl he was smoking weed with tried to “rape” him, but that he couldn’t “get it up” because of the drugs he was on at the time.
KB proceeded to admit he started doing drugs – including PCP and heroin – more heavily because women didn’t like him before also acknowledging he’d “stuffed” his g-string this morning to seem “bigger” for Lexi.
Brian, 20, reported he was 5’7” and 210 pounds, and that the furthest he ever got with a girl was kissing one.
Once KB’s 30 seconds were up, Robin guessed his drawing was a plane, Gary went with a house, Artie said a tent, and Fred chose a bathtub. Will then
revealed Gary was correct because KB was instructed to draw a house. Brian then got his pen ready and, when his time was done, Robin said his
drawing was a golf course, Gary guessed a flying saucer, Artie went with a fetus, and Fred said a penis. However, Will announced Brian was actually drawing the sun, which Howard admitted was the last thing he thought the drawing was.
Howard went on to say KB had won the game, and had Lexi drawn what the sun was supposed to look like, using her backside, of course. Lexi proceeded to give Brian a hug and also allowed him to squeeze her breasts as a consolation prize. Lexi also gave the Sybian a ride, with the machine quickly bringing her to orgasm.