from www.marksfriggin.com – Howard said they have a porn start here who wants to promote a new product. It was Lisa Ann and she was there to promote this new masturbation machine the Real Touch (RealTouch.com). It simulates everything in the movie that the guy is experiencing. Howard said she looks good and not like this porn star on Celebrity Sex Rehab.
Howard said that Lisa looks like Alicia Layne who is Chris Booker’s girlfriend. Howard said her boobs looked good and her hair was nice. She said her boobs were fake. She said her ass is real though.
Howard asked Lisa how she got involved with this masturbation device. She said she knew the company and said they came to her asking her to promote it. She said she believes in it. Howard said it appears to be shaped like a hot dog bun.
Howard asked how it works. Lisa said that you put your penis in it and watch the DVD and it works along with the DVD so it feels like what the guy is experiencing on screen. Lisa said it’s like magic for the every day porn fan.
Howard said he’d give it a try. He said he’d put his penis in a real hot dog bun. She gave Howard one to give a try. She said that she got him one for Christmas. She said you plug it into your computer and watch it on the computer. She said that the power comes from the computer so you don’t have to plug it into the wall.
Howard asked Benjy if he would try it out. He said he would and he actually masturbated to her last night. He looked her up and another chick up so he could beat off to them.
Gary came in and said that Lisa Ann is the one who played Sarah Palin in the ”Nailin Palin” movie. she said that she has also directed a movie and it’s a 3 on 1 interracial scene. Lisa said that it was also a double penetration scene for her.
Gary said that she did an 8 man gang bang when she was in high school. She said it was her calling to do that kind of thing. She said that she lived on her own when she was very young. She said she stated stripping when she was 16. Lisa said she worked at a strip club and her parents didn’t know. Lisa said that she used to do some Snapple stuff on Howard’s TV show too. She said she was only 17 at the time. Lisa said she was a slut in high school and there was a lot of organization that had to go on to make the 8 man gang bang thing happen.
Howard asked if Lisa’s parents protested her wanting to go out on her own. She said they really didn’t. She said she gets to go out and do whatever she wants to now. Lisa said that she was like 16 going on 25 at that age. She said she had some problems with her parents at home when she was growing up. She said she was a bad kid. Lisa said she smoked weed, drank and did things like that. Lisa said she would change her clothes at the bus stop so her patens didn’t see what she was wearing.
Howard asked Lisa if she was so bad she banged guys in the locker room. Lisa said she just wanted to make money. She said that she had a lot of friends and she thought it would be interesting to do a bunch of guys at the same time.
Howard asked Lisa about how she got the guys to come to her place and bang her. She said that she just told them that she wanted to bang her. She said that it was as simple as that. Lisa said she invited the guys over but didn’t remember the details. She said that no one rejected her either. Howard said guys really are horny. Howard said he would have said no. He said he would be too weirded out to be with 7 other guys. He said he doesn’t want to follow any guy or see another dick. Howard said doing her one on one is a different story. Lisa said she hears that all the time and she gets it.
Robin asked Artie if he’s ever been in a room with guys who were doing other chicks. Artie said there was that one time when he ended up with a bit of a load on his chest. He said that was an accident though. He didn’t know what was going to be going on there.
Howard asked Lisa about the gang bang and what happened afterward. She said that she didn’t keep it secret and that’s what she learned that she should have done. She said that her 20 year reunion is coming up next year and she may go to that. Howard said Lisa is the one who people are going to want to see.
Howard asked Lisa if she’s dating anyone. She said she is seeing a guy but she’s not going to stop doing what she does. She said that it can actually keep things fresh for the relationship. She said that it’s a good way of keeping a guy from cheating if you do role playing and stuff. Lisa said that her boyfriend will talk dirty to her and ask her about the scenes she does. She said that she’s in total heaven with that guy.
Howard asked Lisa if she does black guys. She said the only thing she won’t do is bad mouth any race. She has no problem having sex with black guys. She said she had one guy by the name of Ice Cold who has about 13 inches when he’s hard. She said she can handle that but some girls can’t take it that big. Robin said that would be too big for her.
Howard gave Lisa some plugs for the Real Touch which can be found at RealTouch.com. Howard asked if he could satisfy her with his 3 inches. She said that she’s sure he could. Lisa asked if he can talk dirty and pull her hair. Howard said he could do that. Lisa got in a plug for her web site TheLisaAnn.com.
Lisa showed the guys her boobs. Howard asked Artie if he wanted to touch her boobs. Artie went up and checked them out. Howard asked her to show her butt too. She did that as well. Benjy said her ass and her face are her best attributes. Howard said he likes the vagina fully shaved but she had a patch down there.
Howard asked Lisa to talk dirty to a guy on the phone. They had clips of Wood Yee to play for her. Lisa was freaked out as soon as she heard him saying he loved her. Lisa said he was super creepy and he had only said ”I love you” at that point. Lisa knew it was a tape after a few more clips. Howard told Wood Yee to say something sexy to her. They had him say that he could lick a man’s balls with a cock in his mouth. He said he also sucked a black cock and it was so big he puked all over his balls. Wood Yee asked her when he’s going to get tired of sucking cock. Lisa said she’s had the same question about herself.
Howard wrapped up with Lisa after that. She got in another plug for her web site www.TheLisaAnn.com and said that they’re going to be at Rick’s Cabaret tonight giving away some of the Real Touch devices. They went to break a short time later.