Porn Valley- I'm told that lawyer/CPA and Metro's CFO Loophole Les Rich suffers from Tourette's Syndrome. shit-piss-fuck.

I received a communique from a woman back east who has ties to Metro's parent company, Metro Publishers regarding Rich, shit-piss-fuck, and how Rich is giving out the marching orders over at Metro these days.

Mrs. Amazing Networks East tells me: "Picture Phil Jackson with Tourette's Syndrome. Les is lanky, about 6' 4" and smacks his head all the time, bounces his knee and makes quirky faces all day. Back east, Metro has a 100,000 square foot warehouse where they distribute movies to all their different stores. They have everything including novelties, shit-piss-fuck.

Les is notorious for walking through the warehouse and going, ah-ah- do you have any novelty samples? Dildos? Strap-ons? Leather, bondage? Then he puts it in a bag and takes them home. This is no joke.

Les also represents an Indian tribe. He's trying to get them land so they can build a casino. So he's got Indian chiefs walking into the Metro corporate office wearing full headdress. No wonder there's been so many loopholes in the past few years. Everyone's doing tribal dances and selling Manhattan for $24."