Porn Valley- Lori Alexia, wwwlorialexia.com, was a guest on The Wanker Show, www.ksexradio.com Monday night. And Wankus was very appreciative of Lori’s “great titties”. Alexia was in town for Adultcon. “It was awesome- it was my first time,” she said. “I had a better time than I thought I would.” Wankus asked if she saw Renaud West. “He’s the guy with the olive suit. Same one, every show. Did you kick him in the balls for me?”
Alexia said she didn’t get a chance to. “He was everywhere.” Wankus said he hated that “piece of shit scumbag motherfucker.” Alexia said him and everyone else.
“At least you get to meet the fans,” he said. Loria said the problem she has with that, is that fans get so much free stuff. “The entrance fee is only $30- but they get a calendar, a deck of cards.” Co-ho Rebecca Love hastened to add that fans were given a $5 chip redeemable for goods but that a lot of them didn’t use it. “I collect on them every show and make tons of money,” said Love. “He [West] gives out these $5 chips- like a poker chip. I can turn them in and redeem them as cash. Nobody was using their chips so when they were leaving I’m, hey, do you use the little chip-thingie? Man I made a fortune.”
Wankus noted that Love was a true whore. “I did well at the show,” stressed Love. Asked if she saw Loria at the show, Love said she was on “lockdown” at her booth, meaning that she couldn’t leave. Alexia explained that hers is a pay site and that she does interracial girl-girl. “You won’t do another black girl?” Wankus asked in an attempt to clarify.
Loria said he was putting her on a spot and that she will work with other back girls. “But not on the sight,” said Wankus. To which Loria said she hadn’t thought about it, but upon insistence, relented and said she would. Wankus then asked her about black guys. “They’re too big,” she replied. For the time being Loria does girl-girl but said she’ll start boy-girl in about two weeks.
Wankus imagined more racial stipulations that would only include Pakistanis. Love suggested that if they were Asian, Lori could do her nails simultaneously. Loria said she made the decision after getting tired of questions from friends as to when they’d see a dick in her ass. To which Wankus said he agreed with the fans. “Girl-girl shit bores me. I can’t buy a girl-girl movie. It bores the fuck out of me. I’ve seen a bunch of them. I can’t jerk off to them. I got to see a guy plowing you.” Wankus explained that when he’s watching porn, he’s interactively imagining himself jerking off to the girl. “That’s me fucking you.”
Alexia is also famous for her feature dancing and Wankus said he got a taste of it at the Tampa show recently. “You did a wild stage show. And you were drunk. And don’t try to tell me that you weren’t.” Alexia was laughing about being fucked up. “Hammered,” stressed Wankus.
“And you do a stage show where you do flips and handstands and cartwheels in the air. It was great. That was some really good shit.” Asked what made her decide to feature, Alexia said most of the features she’s seen were house dancers. “If I’m a feature then I should do a stage show like a feature’s supposed to. I’m going to give you a helluva show,” said Alexia, not content just to walk around and display her tits. Alexia gave an ample demonstration with Wankus egging her on – his jaw practically on the floor according to chatroom pundits. Alexia was pretty winded herself after the little show.
Alexia mentioned that she was scheduled to appear at Tootie’s in Miami. And Alexia noted that her contract also stipulated that she do the Smut Doctors. Wankus said he heard it was becoming a requirement, to do the show. “Pump up KSEX when you’re on the Smut Doctors,” he reminded Alexia. Love added that every girl should do Tootsie’s once with a tone that suggested once might be enough. Wankus warned Love that she was scaring Alexia. “The money’s great,” said Love. “They’re going to treat you like a regular dancer- we’re paying you so you better make my change back.”
Wankus was of the opinion that Alexia could stand on her own two feet. “Isn’t it true that you once punched a cop- I heard that all through the Tampa trip. She hit a cop.” Alexia claims not. “I wish.” Wankus said he heard throughout the whole Tampa trip not to fuck with Alexia that she’ll go off on you. Clarifying the story, Alexia said it involved her and her roadie. According to Alexia, her belief is that he slipped something in her drink. “I started blacking out and he was on top of me in my hotel room. From what I could remember I stopped my hand up to try and get his face off of mine. I scratched his eye out. I woke up in jail.”
Alexia claimed she was in jail three day but didn’t know why. “When I saw the judge, the judge said you had beat up your roadie. I explained to the judge the problem. I was blacking out.” Alexia told the judge she couldn’t remember beating up her roadie. “But I do remember pushing his face from mine. I stuck my thumb in his eye socket to get him off of me. That’s all I can remember.” Alexia claims she never found out what really happened but neither did she talk to the roadie after that, either. Wankus and Love thought that there’d be at least hospital tests involved to determine what she was drugged with.
Other than that, Alexia said her mouth was swollen and her face was messed up from the altercation. “My head had cuts on it.” Quoting a police report, Alexia said the roadie’s story was that she got up naked out of the bed and ran into a wall. “And the cops bought that shit?” laughed Wankus. Alexia said that’s the story on the police report. “He said I fell down and passed out on the floor. He picked me up and flipped me into bed. ‘Then all of a sudden she just woke up and started beating on me.’ ”
Alexia insisted that she woke up in jail and didn’t know who called the cops. “All I can remember is fading in and out.” According to Alexia, her attorney talked to the roadie who didn’t want to press charges. “He didn’t want to go further with any of this.” Alexia sad she had the roadie in her employ about three months before the incident. “I don’t know for sure if he put something in my drink.” Wankus mentioned that Alexia put on some impromptu performances at Tampa that included an incident at the hotel lobby bar. Alexia asked if that was the pussy eating incident. Wankus also noted that Alexia was walking on the hotel bar flashing her pussy lips. “You put on quite a show for those hicks down there.”